King of Fruits
On Twitter today….
@llemongrass – Describe the durian in one word
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@fatboybakes – thornilicious (Hmmm…the fat boy’s answer is quite promising)
@lotsofcravings – gift (Short and profound)
@fatboybakes – pungogasmic (WHAT?? I take back what I said about Fatboybakes)
@hairyberry – (t)horny (Is Hairy lisping?)
@kyspeaks – stinkyslurpy (Sounds like something you can find in 7-11)
@yatze – smell-licious (Mmm…I can almost smell it now. Waitaminute, I think I can…my car still stinks of durian)
@boo_licious – Is the prize, one big musang king durian? (HARLOW, get with the program, girl)
@alilfatmonkey – pengsan (Translated: Faints. And I call him my BFF? Must rethink criteria for future BFFs)
@cumidanciki – malodourousthorn (Where’s my dictionary?)
@cumidanciki – fetorousthorn (Ciki’s been working very hard)
@cumidanciki – thorninmyside (Who? Fatboybakes?)
And on Facebook, a slew of comments thanks to KY‘s Retweeting of my Tweet….
Robb – heaven, Penny –EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Eduardo – Stinko!, Michael Y – Orgasmic, Michael F – busuk, Cindy – Thorny, Ivy – King!, Johnny – sluuuuuuuuurp!, Zoe – Yellowpoo
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So we don’t see eye-to-eye on the most delicious fruit in the world. Only with the durian are such strong sentiments expressed. It is okay to disagree, of course, as long as no wars are started. Why bother? The opposition would be shown no mercy as the pong brings them to their knees and the thorns spear them in a hundred places.
The pungent, custardy, exquisite golden-hued durian. Available at all major and slip roads. Best eaten with fingers while squatting by the side of the road. No extra charge for fumes inhaled. Licking highly recommended.
If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons. ~Pope John Paul II. Ploop.
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@rizainuddin – heavenscent
Love how you managed to insert the other king into your tribute! My BFF’s brilliant aitelyu!
Alilfatmonkey: Thanks, BFF! I try my best. 😛
If you wish to be brothers, hold your tongue. But then it taste quite good. Then pinch the nose, let go the tongue.
Chin: very clever of you! Of course, I’d much rather inhale it’s sweet scent, swallow the nectar and BURP.
i’m still in the opis and i thot i smelt durian when i open your post! serious!!! LOL darn hahaha
Babe: yar, durians have a way of controlling the mind. Muahahaha!
wahhhh, so crever the juxtaposition of the other king…. bow bow bow, we are not worthy. was this a competition? my vote goes to heavenscent….
FBB: No, no, no competition! I did think the heavenscent was brilliant, though. Riz is one smart HSS!
Someone had described to me saying that eating durians is like eating a bowl of luscious, creamy, thick and sweet custard while sitting in the lavatory.
Congrats on the magazine spread.
PA: does that mean that you’re one of THEM? hmmph.
we were content on ur blog!? wow, what honour..
Joe: but of course, dear. I couldn’t let your brilliance go to waste! >_<
and i noticed the King of Fruits moonwalking next to the King of Pop~~ :p
[SK]: hehe. Yeah. You figured that out, eh?
GASP! When did you take those photos of me?! I feel so violated! (Liu Lian@MSN)
I like Heavenscent. Durian is FBB. Prickly on the outside but soft and sweet on inside! 🙂
DURIANSSS!!! Stay Away From ME!!!! >__<
Durian is FBB? LOL
waaaaaaaaa~! tho i hate durian, the shots make me wanna, erm.. look at shots of durian.. LOL
The king of pop is dead, thankfully (for some) not the durian;)
Hahhaa durian & MJ, gotta give it to you!
Long live the King!
Ahem..at least this one’s not gonna chg skin colour and die on us..
Mmmmm durian…there isn’t just one word for it 😛
Omg, i am so gonna squat by a roadside stall and swallow every durian they’ve got on their lorries! And soon! Oh wait, maybe squating for so long too tall order, must bring own stool. Or sit on newspaper. :p Why do u hv to tempt me like this???
King of Fruits with King of Pop… a rather odd but then creative combination 🙂
you’ve gotta teach me photographing technique the next time we meet (hopefully it will be soon)… but then you are on DSLR while I use normal Canon Ixus camera 🙁
Paps: Liu Lian, Liu Lian, wor ai ni!
ai wei: You don’t like? ^_^
ALilFatMonkey: Well, he IS King of the Durian Cheesecake! 😀
Cumidanciki: That’s why, we’ll always have our durians. 🙂
KY: Thank you thank you!
thenomadgourmand: I certainly hope not! I love the beautiful vibrant colour of the durian…no paling of skin for me, tq!
Alexandra: Hehe…yeah, you’re right!
Barbie: Awww. Are you allowed to eat durians now?
thule aka leo: Of corz I can teach ya. Aiyoh, even point n shoot can take great pics, u know. Don’t need a DSLR. Some of my best pics were taken with a mobilephone and a P&S. 🙂
@LL: Love durians la. Blue Blooded kampung boy. FYI, I can hear Michael Jackson in almpst every corner here in Terengganu now. And Durian Kampungs all all over the town to.
speaking of durian… I still can’t get myself to eat one of those fruits, even though I have endless supply of durians. somehow i just can’t accept the taste 🙂 so un-patriotic of me… lol!!!
Poor my wife… she sometimes has to forgo durian just because of me. But then… I just took some Musang King to her today!!!
Hehe… supposedly can, in moderation. but first hv to get past some ‘red tapes’! So when u gonna send some to me? 😉
i can have them for lunch, dinner and/or supper!!! ^O^
Hey nice colour…D24 ?,…Anghare ? Looks good
Durian ahhhhh…. I have this obsession of always wanted to introduce any foreigners to our country to try durians. Whenever I got acquainted with anyone who is not from Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia or Thailand, I almost always asked them “Have you tried Durians”
Durians! Missed them so much! Something very very rare in the UK, only seen them once in London Chinatown. Nice photos of the durians, you’re good in photography!
Me kena bully 🙁 read my posting
woah, so the motivating and cool words lah. perhaps trying a bit of the yellow flesh while looking at the mirror and listening to MJ’s Man In The Mirror will make it easier for me. hehe.
joke aside, yeah, totally agree with you. make love, bake cakes, sing songs, talk crap but say NO to war. peace, ma sista!
And i haven’t had my durian fix for tis season yet *sigh*
Durian is prohibited for me now 🙁 *sob*sob*
Aha! M definitely back in M’sia. Love it love it! (Not beat it beat it)
Great Pics of the King of fruits! I love my durian and your pics are just super!
The only fruit to rival durian is jackfruit! Just got back from Hanoi and I’m jonesing hard for those two, some rambutans, and some BUN CHA! I’ve been hungry for these things ever since I got home!