Strolling in Kampung Baru with the Surreal Gourmet, Bob Blumer

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Bob Blumer
Bob Blumer at Nasi Lemak CT Garden, Kampung Baru, KL

In the desolate depths of a perilous place
the Blumerman lurks, with a snarl on his face.

 

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Kg Baru market
Kampung Baru market

Never dare, never dare to approach his dark lair
for he’s waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.

 

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Bob Blumer in Kg Baru
Bob Blumer taking a stroll in Kg Baru

He skulks in the shadows, relentless and wild
in his search for a tender, delectable child.

 

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Famous chefs eat with their fingers too
Bob Blumer trying putu bambu in Kampung Baru

With his steely sharp claws and his slavering jaws
oh he’s waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.

 

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A night out with Bob Blumer at Nasi Lemak CT Garden
Enjoying nasi lemak in Kampung Baru with Bob Blumer

Many have entered his dreary domain
but not even one has been heard from again.

 

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kg baru market
Kampung Baru Market

They no doubt made a feast for the butchering beast
and he’s waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.

 

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Kg Baru market
Kampung Baru market

In that sulphurous, sunless and sinister place
he’ll crumple your bones in his Blumer embrace.

 

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Bob Blumer
Mr Bob Blumer

Never never go near if you hold your life dear,
for oh! . . . what he’ll do . . . when he gets you!

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Adapted from a poem entitled The Bogeyman by Jack Prelutsky

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When I first watched The Surreal Gourmet on TV a couple of years back, little did I know that one day, I’d be having dinner and taking a stroll down Jalan Raja Alang in Kampung Baru with that gravity-defying-hairstyled chef himself.  Actually, I think I was mostly attracted to his hair and his wide grin.  He may have lost that hairstyle, but his grin is certainly still there.  I can’t imagine what it must be like for him, travelling from place to place, meeting new people all the time, and having to wear a perpetual smile.  Reminds me of my wedding day when I had to smile and thank over 800 people at one of two wedding receptions: whoever said it takes less muscles to smile than to frown must have been a leprechaun high on moonshine.

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When asked whether he could handle spicy food, the Blumerman said, bring it on, baby.   So nasi lemak at Nasi Lemak CT Garden in Kampung Baru was a breeze in the park for him.

Putu Bambu

When asked to try the putu bambu at Jalan Raja Alang in Kampung Baru, he didn’t ask for a spoon.   Instead, he dove straight in with his fingers, letting the warm, freshly made putu take centre stage, while the proprietors gave an approving nod at the mat salleh eating with his fingers, embracing the gooey stickiness of the gula melaka (palm sugar).

Don't buy me flowers dear, Give me bunga kantan instead

We plundered on with him, taking in the sights and sounds of the market. For me, at least, it was an inspiring experience seeing fresh ulam, bundles of bunga kantan (torch ginger buds, used liberally in local dishes like asam laksa) and exotic fruits – I photographed everything with a religious fervour, almost forgetting that Blumer was in our midst.

Kg Baru

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This May, it’s Bob Blumer-mania as Discovery Travel & Living’s BEST OF BOB BLUMER brings viewers on a quirky gastronomic tour.   From May 11, this week-long compilation of the best-rated episodes from SURREAL GOURMET 4 and GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT 2 airs every weeknight on ASTRO Channel 707 from 8:00pm to 9:00pm and on Sunday, May 17 from 3:00pm to 8:00pm.

Bob Blumer and salted fish

Thank you, Discovery Travel & Living and Compass Communications Sdn Bhd, for inviting us on the jalan-jalan tour with Bob Blumer.   I’m still elated.

It was good fun doing the rounds with S, Splashie Boy, Boo_licious from Masak-Masak and Adly from FriedChillies.  And hello Connie and Blake!

For a detailed writeup, visit Masak-Masak.

Note:  It is sometimes difficult to find inspiration for a post, and I would like to dedicate this post to one “Ciki” of cumidanciki who started spouting nursery rhymes about the Bogeyman, an idea which led me to the poem above.

39 thoughts on “Strolling in Kampung Baru with the Surreal Gourmet, Bob Blumer

  1. Oh wow! Celebrity alert! I wonder if I’ll ever get to meet my culinary idols? 🙂 Of course Bob was game for spicy food!
    How curious– we have a snack called puto bumbong which kinda is reminiscent of what you showed us 🙂

  2. Precious Sista: Yeah, it was a lot of fun! No recording, though…phew…altho’ Adly did bring along his videocam, so you may just get a chance to see his video on Friedchillies.com. 🙂 That’s wider coverage than TV, I think, since his viewership is HUGE. (plug for friedchillies hehe)

    Manggy: Well, I can imagine the number of celebrity chefs clamouring to go to the Philippines! You’re a celebrity of sorts, too, Manggy, since you’ve been featured in magazines before. 😉 Puto bumbong….I do need to research this further…we must compare notes!

  3. Ooooohh.. I like this guy – he’s funny. And his take on classic recipes is pretty innovative. I still remember his hamburger and meatloaf cake. And who can forget his toaster mobile? 😀

    I’m sure he’s nicer than Bourdain, no? 😉

  4. gfad: Hahaha….never met Bourdain before, so it’s hard to compare, no. Hey, I have Blumer’s recipe book…lemme know if you’d like any recipes, k.

    J2Kfm: No, no, dear, I meant appearing on FriedChillies video…which is pretty amazing too. It’s internet TV.

    A Lil Fat Monkey: You don’t like to eat chicken feet, bff?

    keropokman: I agree…I love ’em too! Put the feet in the mouth, work the tongue a bit, and ptooi, spit out the bones!

    keats: Thank you, thank you! Somebody noticed the poem! Yay!

  5. photo 2, 6 & 7 are bloody genius. My favourites no doubt. all hail… the new queen of horror. ( i looked under my bed twice b4 lights out last night.. just to be sure… )

  6. Did he dive into the nasi lemak with his fingers too? The chicken feet pics looks like some scene from a movie where scary beings are reaching out for u! *shudder*

  7. I’m not really a poetic guy 🙂 but I love everything that you wrote in your blog… one of the earliest blogs that I read ever since I joined blogspot community… lol!!!
    By the way, of all the Discovery Travel & Living celebrities, I gotta admit that I know Bob Blumer the less compared to Anthony Bourdain, Samantha Brown, Andrew Zimmer, etc… sigh!

  8. thenomadGourmand: What big camera? LOL. Very light leh.

    yin: Hmmmm….never thought of a balinese dance…how creative of you! 🙂

    cumidanciki: My favourites are 2, 6, 9, 10, 11, 12. Horror? LOL….thanks to you la….you’re the genius! 😉 As for Bourdain….nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh.

    Barbie: He followed our example (use fork and spoon hahaha). Yeah, the chicken feet are pretty scary. You should see the number of pics I took….all from different angles…haha. Call it an obsession with chickens.

    thule aka leo: Awwwwww….that’s really sweet of you! Thank you!! 😀 Yeah, I know what you mean abt Bob Blumer, but there’s something about him that got me hooked to his shows. I think it was his smile. And his recipes make you think out of the box.

    Angeline: Thanks, Angeline! We had a lovely time!

  9. Am sure nothing is too spicy for him lah. Did you see that episode of him participating in a chili eating contest? CRAZEEEEEE! I love him but my sister L-O-V-E-S him more! heh heh

  10. Paprika: No, I didn’t see that episode, but I believe ya! Oh dear…don’t tell your sister or she’ll never say hi to me again!

    Bangsar-bAbE: Thank yew thank yew! Yeah, they’re kinda creepy, even in real life. Good scene for a horror movie. See me on the internet? No need la…we’ll leave that for the visually pleasing ones like you. 🙂

  11. so aptly la, the poem. like kena captured by Bob Blumer in his toaster mobile, only to return as a fan of his dishes liddat. haha! yeah, been watching some of his shows on tv and i must say he’s more real than some of them chefs cooking in tv studios. that’s cool.

    kampung baru market is such an inspiration, i agree. we should refresh our senses in wet markets like these, especially when we are tired of those clinical hypersupermarkets. what’s more when there are good makan stalls like CT Roses around! 😀

  12. Humppph! I am sooo jealous! Jealous about the Belvenie too. Life is not fair!! Maybe I should start blogging about other peoples food instead of sharing mine… incidentally, posted a Mutton Varuvel in case you’re interested… but who has time for me now when you rub shoulder with the likes of Blumer…!

  13. chis…i would have come along if i wasnt hosting party for you flerssss….you coulda at least brought him back with u….
    greetings from perth….

  14. Hilarious – the juxtaposition of your pictures and the Bogeyman poem. First time I heard of Mr Blumer (that’s coz I live under an Alphorn) but he reminds me of a cuter Ted Danson.

    Hey, are you gonna appear on that episode, LL? 🙂

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