Hokkien Fried Rice – a melange of assorted seafood (prawns, scallop), chicken and mushrooms, cooked in a thick sauce, with rice
Last Monday, I took almost an hour and half to arrive at work. The cause of the jam was an overturned cement truck somewhere in Cheras. Now that wouldn’t seem so unbelievable except that the jam that I was caught in began at the Subang Jaya point of the Federal Highway. Sometimes, I wish I could get on a helicopter and observe driving habits during peak hours. I’ve spent enough time in traffic to mull over the meaning of life and traffic concerns and now I want to save the world from bad drivers. I think I’ve finally found the reason for my existence and it’s wonderful to be able to share it with my readers.
Li Yen at the Ritz-Carlton, Kuala Lumpur (photograph courtesy of the Ritz-Carlton)
Peking duck served with steamed sesame pancakes – a specialty at Li Yen and faultless
The Christmas carols have barely begun to dissipate in my memory, but in the blink of an eye, that other orgiastic festival that brings with it an endless slew of lavish banquets assails me with the speed of an oncoming train. Everywhere I go, the ubiquitous jingle of Kongsi permeates the air, reminding me of a childhood gone by, happily spent in Penang and Klang, where the smell of gunpowder lingered in the air, as children with nary a care in the world played fireworks to usher in the New Lunar Year. I can hear Tangechi telling me, “Oi, masuk Cina la”, his constant reminder to embrace the other half of my being.
Prosperity Salmon Yee Sang – contained thick slices of raw salmon
Steamed patin fish with superior soya sauce
I spent the end of 2010 and most of 2011 with the sniffles, and while I revelled in the sympathy in the beginning, I was mostly embarrassed about it in the third and fourth week of my illness. My mother-in-law would make random calls to me asking me to take everything from Vitamin C to evening primrose oil while the rest of my well-meaning family members recommended other natural remedies ranging from a type of bitter leaf that can cure everything from the common cold to cancer, to manuka honey with lemon. Friends googled articles online on the joys of consuming ginger and 10 ways to stop coughing in your mother-in-law’s face. What made it worse was that I had all these food reviews to attend, courtesy of Standard Chartered Bank Malaysia and the various restaurants participating in the Extravagant 8 Chinese New Year campaign, and I wanted to be able to taste everything.
Double-boiled assorted seafood soup – Standard Chartered does not support the consumption of sharks fin soup, a popular delicacy in Chinese restaurants, and has requested that none of the menus contain that ingredient. In this context, the various restaurants have come up with different types of soups, some more complex than others. The soup served at Li Yen contained prawns, grouper, crab, scallops, fish maw and bamboo piths which took 7 hours to boil.
Stir-fried assorted mushrooms and asparagus
Unfortunately, the pinnacle of my illness was at the food review of Li Yen, and I was burdened with a tongue that could not taste and a body that would rather be wrapped in a blanket instead of a thin black dress. Thankfully, I could feel textures (the peking duck was very crispy, the steamed patin was fresh and firm to the touch, and the double-boiled seafood soup contained all the comforts for a sick person in a thin black dress). The food at Li Yen is predominantly Cantonese, and will satisfy the health-conscious thanks to the use of less oil in the preparation, so I suppose I could call it a blessing that I was eating at Li Yen that night.
Braised dried scallops with dried oysters and sea moss – the dried oysters were sourced from Hong Kong while all other ingredients were brought in from Japan
In conjunction with the Chinese New Year celebration this year, the best chefs from 8 top Chinese restaurants in the Klang Valley have customised special Extravagant 8 menus, priced at RM888++ for a table of 8, exclusively for Standard Chartered credit card holders. The menus are available from January 20 to February 17, 2011. More details on the restaurants, their offerings and T&Cs are available at the Standard Chartered website.
Deep-fried yam with lunar cake – a sure-win yam and nian gao combination
Chef Leung Kwai Hong (61), born in China, with experience in Hong Kong, Japan and Korea. He also loves swimming and travelling, and his motto is “Whatever you do, you must be hardworking, then you will eventually succeed”. Wise words indeed.
Thank you Standard Chartered Bank Malaysia and Ritz Carlton for your kind invitation. More reviews can be found here:-
Bangsar-Babe
Memoirs of a Chocoholic
Iamthewitch
Foodpoi
KYSpeaks
Li Yen
Ritz-Carlton, Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-2142 8000
Note: This is the first of five reviews under the Standard Chartered Extravagant 8 campaign. Prepare for a visual feast!
The Hokkien Fried Rice is most memorable to me!
By the way… a sick lady in a thin black dress.. hmm I’m not sure if it will give ideas to SOME people.. 😛 Hehe
Aiya Lemon, you should have asked for the therapeutic Pu Er Tea when visiting any of the 8 extravagant Chinese restaurants. It works like magic. Once, I was in Kunming (Yunnan) and the nose just won’t stop leaking. A few cups later, some strong wind action took place and not long after, I was healed! Then again, you won’t wanna buang angin in a classy restaurant like this la. Hehe.
Only you, my Queen, can be burdened by all them sniffles, and still turn in an exquisite piece like this. (And without a single instance of pembuangan angin too… one hopes.)
😀
Finally able to meet you ……. after all years of blogging 😀
Chef Leung is the same age as my mom, and his advice sounds like what my mom would say too! Alas, my mom’s cooking can’t quite rival his … that Peking duck looks like something I could joyously finish all on my own 😀
the hokkien fried rice is looking good!
ahhh, try boiling cola with ginger. it works!
take care okay! so that ‘it’ will not come back again!
So glad you feel better already *hugs*…. What torture to not be able to taste anything!
(On another note: Gee. What interesting advice Mr Hairy gives. =_=”)
Hope you’re better now and do take care cos there will be more feasting during CNY!
I wonder if it’s viable for me to apply for StanChart credit card just to savour CNY menu in the participating hotels or not 😛
Yeah, quit your job and save us all from this traffic hell hole! I would love to see you bossing around in the skies and making a**hole drivers pay for all their cacat driving skills! Long live the Lemon of KL Traffic! 🙂
changed your style of writing ka?
its more lemony these days…
iamthewitch: if you were wearing a think black dress, that would give ideas to A LOT of people. hehe. I wish I could have tasted the hokkien fried rice, though. sobz.
Black TIES White Lie: A lady never farts in public. what ler you. I can’t wait when you find a wife and fart together in restaurants. That will be a sight (err…smell?) indeed.
LFB: I had some help. Try to guess which para isn’t mine. 😛
email2me: ya! the first time we communicated was when we were both featured in NST yearsss ago!
Sean: Well, not all mums are cut out to be chefs. But the thing about mum’s cooking is that no matter what, it is still enjoyable becoz it is cooked with lurve. 😀
ai wei: I’ve seen ginger cola in the CCT menus. Maybe I should go and try it there hor… Thanks for the suggestion!
J: Thanks for being my tastebuds for the night. Hmmm. That doesn’t sound right. 😛 Yeah, Hairy is the least romantic person I know!
babe_KL: Thanks, dear. I am much better now, but I feel a cough coming back since I’ve been indulging in mandarin oranges. What to do! I got a whole crate in my office!
thule: of course! I think they have bigger plans with the Stanchart card – they wanna make it THE dining card. Call Tim. 🙂
A Lil’ Fat Monkey: ROFL, you idiot! 😛 But yeah, it would be great to give yellow cards to all those drivers!
Tangechi: Yeah, definitely more lemony thanks to one prolific guest writer’s paragraph. Even I puked when I read it.
Why, surely you can mean to suggest someone else *coughs, baldeagle, coughs* could have anything to do with your fine, poetic prose? AHem.
LOL Kenny! No, not Bald Eagle. Even less believable than him….
Oh stop eating those mandarin oranges – not good not good! Hope you’ll be in tip-top condition soon! take care!
I van de duck now.
Pureglutton: I can’t resist them oranges! help.
Aja: Yes, yes, the duck is gorgeous, isn’t it? Sighhhh…..
That mushroom dish looks fantastic! And the oysters.. they look like lil piggie mooncake biscuits. 😀
gfad: yar, a pity that i couldn’t taste it, though. in terms of texture, everything was good! 😀