Ecstatic Eeyore Knows the owners of 83 different food places on a first name basis. Also known as our ring leader. Has a shrine for Eeyore.  A keen photographer who prefers to shoot japanese models over food.

Pretty Pui An expert on crustaceans. The cooked kind only.  Currently a lady of leisure married to an expatriate in China.

Smokin’ SOB Loves his booze, ciggies, sambal and the stock market.   

Bouncing Barbie Enjoys bouncing on her mattress. Able to identify 126 types of dim sum in her dreams.

Lyrical Lemongrass Loves her margarita dearly, but will give it up anytime for the siew yoke in Pudu.

Bizzy Bertie Founder and loyal member of the lard noodles fan club. Has since recruited 3 enthusiastic members from the other side.

Charlie Cempedak Bak kut teh and his wife both share top points. Shhh. Don’t tell his wife.

Foo Kee The man who speaks a thousand expletives.  In 2 major languages only.  Still learning a third.

Chanting Chewbacca  Bratty little princess who knows good food.  Has a secret crush on the muscular tai-chow man and the pork seller’s cute son.