King of Fruits
On Twitter today….
@llemongrass – Describe the durian in one word
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@fatboybakes – thornilicious (Hmmm…the fat boy’s answer is quite promising)
@lotsofcravings – gift (Short and profound)
@fatboybakes – pungogasmic (WHAT?? I take back what I said about Fatboybakes)
@hairyberry – (t)horny (Is Hairy lisping?)
@kyspeaks – stinkyslurpy (Sounds like something you can find in 7-11)
@yatze – smell-licious (Mmm…I can almost smell it now. Waitaminute, I think I can…my car still stinks of durian)
@boo_licious – Is the prize, one big musang king durian? (HARLOW, get with the program, girl)
@alilfatmonkey – pengsan (Translated: Faints. And I call him my BFF? Must rethink criteria for future BFFs)
@cumidanciki – malodourousthorn (Where’s my dictionary?)
@cumidanciki – fetorousthorn (Ciki’s been working very hard)
@cumidanciki – thorninmyside (Who? Fatboybakes?)
And on Facebook, a slew of comments thanks to KY‘s Retweeting of my Tweet….
Robb – heaven, Penny –EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Eduardo – Stinko!, Michael Y – Orgasmic, Michael F – busuk, Cindy – Thorny, Ivy – King!, Johnny – sluuuuuuuuurp!, Zoe – Yellowpoo
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So we don’t see eye-to-eye on the most delicious fruit in the world. Only with the durian are such strong sentiments expressed. It is okay to disagree, of course, as long as no wars are started. Why bother? The opposition would be shown no mercy as the pong brings them to their knees and the thorns spear them in a hundred places.
The pungent, custardy, exquisite golden-hued durian. Available at all major and slip roads. Best eaten with fingers while squatting by the side of the road. No extra charge for fumes inhaled. Licking highly recommended.
If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons. ~Pope John Paul II. Ploop.
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@rizainuddin – heavenscent