Strolling in Kampung Baru with the Surreal Gourmet, Bob Blumer

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Bob Blumer
Bob Blumer at Nasi Lemak CT Garden, Kampung Baru, KL

In the desolate depths of a perilous place
the Blumerman lurks, with a snarl on his face.

 

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Kampung Baru market

Never dare, never dare to approach his dark lair
for he’s waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.

 

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Bob Blumer in Kg Baru
Bob Blumer taking a stroll in Kg Baru

He skulks in the shadows, relentless and wild
in his search for a tender, delectable child.

 

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Famous chefs eat with their fingers too
Bob Blumer trying putu bambu in Kampung Baru

With his steely sharp claws and his slavering jaws
oh he’s waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.

 

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A night out with Bob Blumer at Nasi Lemak CT Garden
Enjoying nasi lemak in Kampung Baru with Bob Blumer

Many have entered his dreary domain
but not even one has been heard from again.

 

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Kampung Baru Market

They no doubt made a feast for the butchering beast
and he’s waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.

 

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Kg Baru market
Kampung Baru market

In that sulphurous, sunless and sinister place
he’ll crumple your bones in his Blumer embrace.

 

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Bob Blumer
Mr Bob Blumer

Never never go near if you hold your life dear,
for oh! . . . what he’ll do . . . when he gets you!

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Adapted from a poem entitled The Bogeyman by Jack Prelutsky

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When I first watched The Surreal Gourmet on TV a couple of years back, little did I know that one day, I’d be having dinner and taking a stroll down Jalan Raja Alang in Kampung Baru with that gravity-defying-hairstyled chef himself.  Actually, I think I was mostly attracted to his hair and his wide grin.  He may have lost that hairstyle, but his grin is certainly still there.  I can’t imagine what it must be like for him, travelling from place to place, meeting new people all the time, and having to wear a perpetual smile.  Reminds me of my wedding day when I had to smile and thank over 800 people at one of two wedding receptions: whoever said it takes less muscles to smile than to frown must have been a leprechaun high on moonshine.

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When asked whether he could handle spicy food, the Blumerman said, bring it on, baby.   So nasi lemak at Nasi Lemak CT Garden in Kampung Baru was a breeze in the park for him.

Putu Bambu

When asked to try the putu bambu at Jalan Raja Alang in Kampung Baru, he didn’t ask for a spoon.   Instead, he dove straight in with his fingers, letting the warm, freshly made putu take centre stage, while the proprietors gave an approving nod at the mat salleh eating with his fingers, embracing the gooey stickiness of the gula melaka (palm sugar).

Don't buy me flowers dear, Give me bunga kantan instead

We plundered on with him, taking in the sights and sounds of the market. For me, at least, it was an inspiring experience seeing fresh ulam, bundles of bunga kantan (torch ginger buds, used liberally in local dishes like asam laksa) and exotic fruits – I photographed everything with a religious fervour, almost forgetting that Blumer was in our midst.

Kg Baru

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This May, it’s Bob Blumer-mania as Discovery Travel & Living’s BEST OF BOB BLUMER brings viewers on a quirky gastronomic tour.   From May 11, this week-long compilation of the best-rated episodes from SURREAL GOURMET 4 and GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT 2 airs every weeknight on ASTRO Channel 707 from 8:00pm to 9:00pm and on Sunday, May 17 from 3:00pm to 8:00pm.

Bob Blumer and salted fish

Thank you, Discovery Travel & Living and Compass Communications Sdn Bhd, for inviting us on the jalan-jalan tour with Bob Blumer.   I’m still elated.

It was good fun doing the rounds with S, Splashie Boy, Boo_licious from Masak-Masak and Adly from FriedChillies.  And hello Connie and Blake!

For a detailed writeup, visit Masak-Masak.

Note:  It is sometimes difficult to find inspiration for a post, and I would like to dedicate this post to one “Ciki” of cumidanciki who started spouting nursery rhymes about the Bogeyman, an idea which led me to the poem above.

The Balvenie Single Malt Scotch Whisky

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We were invited to a tasting session of The Balvenie Single Malt Scotch Whisky at Carcosa Seri Negara yesterday, a highly appropriate venue for the well-heeled of KL to drive in with their fancy cars where they can carelessly chuck their Porsches by the side of the road for all and sundry to see.  I’m not one to be in awe of wealth (we try to be thankful for whatever little we are blessed with *saintly look*), but in this case, I understand exactly how KY felt, being sandwiched between a Ferrari and a Porsche.  Then again, I’m being too presumptuous here;  KY probably enjoyed the ménage à trois.

Balvenie
*picture courtesy of Balvenie

Whisky.  Did you know that The Balvenie is the only distillery that still grows its own barley, malts its own traditional floor maltings, and employs coopers to tend all the casks and a coppersmith to maintain the stills?  At least some crafts aren’t dead, hallelujah.

dinner

To satiate our hunger before the tasting, we were treated to an amazing spread of smoked salmon, satay, shepherd’s pie, lamb shank, roast duck breast, pastas, potatoes, rice, noodles…endless!  Eating outside under candlelight was pleasant but far from romantic.   “The shepherd’s pie is quite good,” someone quipped.  “That’s not the shepherd’s pie lah….that’s the lamb shank,” said someone else.  “Hey, which one is the duck breast?” went another person.   In Shakespeare-esque, this would be a comedy of errors.  Not necessarily the funny sort.   Of outstanding mention is the duck breast wrapped in some sort of cabbage (I couldn’t tell in the dark), and the smoked salmon (especially when one is used to the supermarket variety all one’s life).

David Mair

Once seated inside, we were treated to a presentation by The Balvenie Brand Ambassador, David Mair, an affable man in a kilt, no less.   Incidentally, I think men in kilts are yummy, Mr Mair.  BUT, to show that I was concentrating, Mr Mair, these are some of the things that I learnt:

  1. The Scots hold very strongly to their spelling of whisky (without the “e”) for their Speyside single malts, and God forbid that you should cross their paths with an “e”.  The distinction between the two may seem pedantic, but there are clear differences between the two, starting with their origination.
  2. The Balvenie was created by David Stewart, the Malt Master.
  3. If you keep a bottle of 12-year whisky for a further 18 years, it will NOT taste like a 30-year old whisky.
  4. Uhmm….

I blame Fatboybakes for distracting me.  I strongly doubt that he was teacher’s pet in school (many MANY years ago).

whisky

Four glasses were placed before us:

  1. The Balvenie Double Wood Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Aged 12 Years.  This whisky is basically matured in a traditional oak cask before being transferred to a European oak sherry cask.  Incidentally, the transferring from one cask to another brings about multi-dimensional flavours to the whisky.  In the usual tasting jargon, this would fall under fruity, with a long and warm finish.  Very drinkable.
  2. The Balvenie Single Barrel Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Aged 15 Years.  My favourite by far (although everyone else at my table disagreed with me saying that my Indian genes were talking), this whisky is drawn from a single traditional oak cask of a single distillation.  The aroma of vanilla is very strong in this one (and I had a blocked nose, mind you), and although we were told that there was a taste of liquorice, I only detected this on my third gulpful.  Blame my untrained tongue.  I don’t pretend to be a connoisseur.
  3. The Balvenie PortWood Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Aged 21 Years.  The Malt Master is crucial here in ensuring that the right amount of character is imparted by the port casks.  At this point, my cold is cured, thanks to the warm and lingering finish of this whisky.
  4. The Balvenie Thirty Single Malt Scotch Whisky.  What were you doing 30 years ago?  This whisky comprises Balvenie aged in traditional oak casks and that aged in European oak sherry casks.  This is one smooooooth whisky, but at about RM3,000 a bottle, I don’t think I shall be purchasing this in the near future.
  5. Back to The Balvenie Double Wood Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Aged 12 Years, for a second round of intoxication on the house.  Aaah.  Sheer pleasure.  I could live with this (below RM300 a bottle).  We must have a party soon.

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Our pleasure is evident.  Clockwise, from top left:  KY, Tangechi aka Fatboybakes, Cumi and yours truly.  Thank you, Marian Eu, for your kind invitation – it was such a pleasure to have finally met you, and thank you Single and Available (NOT a matchmaking agency) for having us.

The Balvenie Single Malt Scotch Whisky can be purchased at:

Single and Available
G21, Ground Floor
Bangsar Village Shopping Centre
1, Jalan Telawi 1
Bangsar Baru, KL.

Tel: 03-22834257

Ri-Yakitori, The Gardens

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The origins of yakitori, embellished slightly.  Thanks, FBB, for your cameo appearance.

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My companion for the night, Boolicious, is pretty quick at posting, so for the full monty, go check out her blog on Ri- Yakitori.  I’m just here to tell you the stuff that she didn’t tell you.  Yes, Yang Ariff, that night, we were talking about….men.  If you think that food bloggers get together to talk about food, then what do accountants do when they get together?  Oh.  Okay, sometimes, there’s an exception to the rule. (Have you attended an accountants conference in PWTC?  I have, and it’s a bloodbath with calculators.)

sake

The above receptacle kept our sake cold. It can probably keep any type of liquid cold since the inner jar holds icecubes, but at a pricetag of over RM1,000 for one device, I’d keep the iced sirap bandung away and bring this thing out only for special occasions.

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I think we shocked the waitstaff with the amount of food we ordered.  12 skewers (chef’s selection) which worked out to be less than RM5 per stick, and that included various parts of chicken yakitori (upper thigh, lower thigh, wings, butt, skin), prawns, wagyu beef, shitake mushrooms and eggplant.  It’s a good deal, especially when the cheapest kushiyaki on the menu is RM5.   The kampung chicken egg with leek and chilli oil was good, and the taste of the leek adhered well to the creamy, sweet flavour of the egg.  I liked the mizuna salad with japanese white radish, flavoured intensely with bonito flakes and shredded nori.  We ended our main meal with a bowl of chicken porridge with tororo kelp that melted into the porridge to create a smooth and slightly slimy consistency, and agreed wholeheartedly that it was the best way to end the night.  Desserts were limited, and we almost skipped it, but I’m glad we didn’t.  The homemade ice cream (green tea and white sesame) with mochi (made a la minute) was delicious.

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Yes, I was going to tell you about the men we talked about.   Unfortunately, I think the sake’s wiped out my memory. Perhaps that’s the way things are supposed to be when girlfriends get together.  Secrets remain secrets.  And Bald Eagle, you’d better not tickle me tonight coz I’m not spilling out everything.

Ri-Yakitori
7th Floor, The Gardens Hotel (Robinson’s side: take hotel lifts)
Mid Valley City, Lingkaran Syed Putra, KL.

Tel: 03-22681188

Open: 5pm to 1am (last order at 11.30pm). Closed Sundays.

Also check out: Masak-Masak, Life of a Lil Notti Monkey and Eat Drink KL.

Acknowledgement: Thanks to my BFF, QwazyMonkey, for teaching me his trade.