Banana leaf rice – Indian fast food.  Environmentally friendly.

At Sri Paandi, service is efficient and quick.  You WILL be ambushed by men in purple before you can text “Ciki, save me!!”.

Once seated, allow the warmth of the service to envelope you.  Say “Nandri” (thank you) with a wiggle of the head each time something is presented before you.  “Chicken varuvel?”  “Nandri.” *wiggle*  “Thairu?”  “Nandri.”  *wiggle*  “Fish curry?”  “Nandri.” *wiggle*  “Fried bittergourd?”  “Nandri.” *wiggle*

You get the idea.  Of course, if you can’t see your partner’s face thanks to the mound of rice on your banana leaf, yell “Pothummmm!!“.  (enough)

*wiggle* 

To indicate contentment, burp.

Sri Paandi
Jalan Dato Mahmud 11/4
Off Jalan Universiti, PJ

Acknowledgement: Concept and words inspired by my bff, ALilFatMonkey.  Rest assured that I will not be embarking on a career as a cartoonist in the near, or distant, future.

Oh, and real men wear purple.