Paradise Palace, Sogo Shopping Centre

Forget Me Not
Forget Me Not

My birthday celebrations officially ended on Sunday, the 28th of September 2008 (a little over a month after the actual day), at about the same time that Felipe Massa of Ferrari drove off from the pitstop with a length of hose trailing behind him, with a very stunned mechanic at the end of it, but hey, who was I to complain about the very rude and untimely interruption to my homecooked birthday dinner?  Mmmm….delicious prawns, Mum….tell me the secret of this lovely pork dish…..whooooosh….hey….where’s everyone?  Hello?  Seriously, Massa could have chosen a better time to pull that stunt.  I insist on a replay.  Of the homecooked dinner, I mean.  And I want all TV sets to be turned off.

So yeah, the grand finale was the dinner hosted at my parents’ place, ending with that lovely sour cream coffee walnut cake kindly baked by Fatboybakes.  My mum’s amazing.  Choosing not to be complacent about cooking, she is still experimenting with new recipes.  We try asking for the recipes sometimes, and she gives us a cheeky look.  It’s just an easy recipe, she says.  Easy for Gordon Ramsay, probably, but hello, we’re talking about your daughter here.  The amateur bumbling mess who is the poster child for Murphy.

Chicken Padamyar
Chicken Padamyar

I was the lucky recipient of a birthday lunch on the same day, a lovely treat from the Weekend B^*ch © who had postponed our last appointment due to his jetsetting lifestyle.  If the lunch had been timed for a month earlier, it would have been a stress-free experience.  But last Sunday?  What ought to have been a rather leisurely trip to Paradise Palace turned out to be a horrifying journey to traffic hell.  It would have taken a very desperate person to brave the jams in busy Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman on the last weekend of Hari Raya only to encounter blocked exits along Jalan TAR and other nonsensical diversions, and to ultimately realise that the only way to enter the Sogo carpark would be to bulldoze through a third of the population of KL who were trying to take advantage of the last few days of the Raya sales.  So after a roundabout trip to nowhere, I was back to square one.  The LRT station in a quieter side of Kuala Lumpur.  I know he was trying his best not to say I told you so, but can you blame me for trying?  We finally arrived at Sogo, an hour after my failed attempt at driving there, in true rakyat style.

I admit I know little of Burmese food.  I was reading a paper written by the International Federation of Human Rights (FIDH) on Undocumented migrants and refugees in Malaysia: Raids, Detention and Discrimination which indicated that out of 1.8 million migrant workers registered with the Ministry of Home Affairs (and mind you, this is a small percentage of the total number of migrant workers, including those who have come in illegally), Burmese workers form the fourth largest group of migrant workers in Malaysia.  As such, it is a pity that despite the vast number of migrant workers in the country, we know so little of them, their food, and their culture.

The restaurant has been around for a long time.  Situated at a corner on the 6th floor of the mall, one can’t miss the ostentatious and elaborate gold decorations fringing the facade of the restaurant.  Save for a few carvings and statues, the decor inside is simple.

Mohingar
Mohingar

The first thing that comes to mind after sampling Myanmar cuisine is that the food isn’t as spicy as I expected it to be.  Mohingar, an ubiquitous Myanmar dish, resembles our local Malay version of the assam laksa with a soup base made of fish, cooked to a dark broth, and served with rice vermicelli.  The soup has the distinct taste of lemongrass and prawn paste.  Apparently, dhal powder and rice flour are also used, but these are not so easily discernible.  Chopped coriander leaves enhance the flavour of the dish, while a spritz of lime juice lifts the flavour. The noodles lack the springiness of our local vermicelli, and thus, it is easy to eat it with just a chinese soup spoon.

Sour Radish Soup
Sour Radish Soup 

The Sour Radish Soup is precisely that – sour, due to the liberal use of tamarind juice.  It feels more of an appetiser to prepare the palate for other spicier dishes.  What I really enjoyed was a dish that was strangely named Forget Me Not.  Basically a steamed hilsa fish, it is cooked with lemongrass and tomatoes and tastes very much like our local sardines in a can.  It is amusing to see the description in the menu ending with Wow! Bones can Chew.  (I like the enthusiasm!)

Fried Roselle Leaves
Fried Roselle Leaves

Less exciting is the Fried Roselle Leaves, perhaps because it is more of an acquired taste.  The flavour is sharp and immensely sour, and the pungent smell of the dish comes from the bamboo shoots that are cooked with the leaves.  The Chicken Padamyar is rather ordinary, has a strong cumin flavour and is less spicy than a south indian chicken curry, but satisfying, nevertheless.

3 colour tea
Three colour tea

Tea is a favourite beverage of the people of Myanmar (but apparently, coffee culture is fast catching up there).  A quarter of the glass is filled with thick condensed milk and  then topped with a milky tea while the final layer is a clear thin tea.  I am not sure if the layers are aesthetic or functional, but be warned that this tea is extremely sweet.

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Lemongrass Butter Cake

And as a final treat, he baked me a lemongrass butter cake, oozing masculinity, in true HairyBerry style. It was an amazingly delicious cake that was complex in flavours and reminded me of Hari Raya.

I have no basis for comparison, and I am not sure whether the food at Paradise Palace is dumbed down for Malaysian palates or if the borderless world extends to our cuisines as well.  The flavours are familiar and it is almost like eating at home.  Comforting.

For other reviews, check out Masak-Masak.

Paradise Palace
6th Floor, Sogo Shopping Centre
Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman
Kuala Lumpur.

Tel: 03-26942175

Halal.

 

And on a final note, Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri to all my Muslim readers!

When you think you’ve seen it all….

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What do you get when you pair a seemingly innocent kid….

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…with a sour cream coffee walnut cake?

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You get a broken birthday candle….

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…..perhaps, a slice of cake too…..

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….and a very satisfied customer!

Credits:
Sour cream coffee walnut cake by Fatboybakes. (He takes orders)
“Seemingly innocent kid” – nephew of Lyrical Lemongrass

Rave reviews:
“Fatboybakes’ cakes are getting better and better!!” – father of “seemingly innocent kid”
“Wow! This is an amazing cake!! Not too sweet, and tastes wonderful with coffee!” – grandfather of “seemingly innocent kid”
“I love the crumble topping!” – mother of “seemingly innocent kid”
“Light on the palate. The walnuts/brown sugar/cinnamon combo is fantastic!!” – Lyrical Lemongrass
“Mummy, may I have somemore?” – kid

Not so rave reviews:
“Can I have Fatboybakes’ chocolate cake for Deepavali?” – matriarch of the house

10 days, 10 lessons – My Holiday in Australia

Sydney

Lesson No. 1

When travelling during the Ramadhan month, DO NOT expect the husband to drive all the way from Jalan Ampang to Shah Alam within 2 hours during peak hours to pick you up and send you to the airport.

Because he won’t make it.

And you may just miss your flight to Australia.  Unless, of course, by some stroke of genius you decide to drive yourself to the airport, break all speed limits, dump your car in the open air carpark with hourly parking rates, and rush in to LCCT to check-in just on time.

And pray that the husband finds the spare keys so that he can locate the car and drive it back, because there’s only 25 bucks left on the Touch ‘N Go prepaid card which you zapped for the parking.

Lesson No. 2

If like me, you decide not to spend 20 bucks by pre-booking your seat on Air Asia X, do not expect to ask your friends (who did pre-book their seats) to get a nice aisle seat for you.  This is because you will still be allocated a seat, so do request for that aisle seat you have your eyes fixed on.  Failing which, you end up being sandwiched between the businessman who uses the corniest pickup lines on the stewardess sitting diagonally opposite him (oh, you have Chinese features…good thing your mother taught you Mandarin hor, but your body shape ar…can tell look like Malay lor), and the sleeping beauty on the right who spills over to your side everytime there is air turbulence.

Lesson No. 3

Air Asia is punctual.  So don’t bother booking a connecting flight to Sydney 5 hours later (in anticipation of a delay by the Malaysian carrier) coz by the time you visit  all of ONE duty free store in the Gold Coast airport, it would take a whole 8 minutes, after which you will wonder if the book you’re carrying will last the remaining 4 hours and 52 minutes.  (It won’t.)

Lesson No. 4

Learn to bake.  Viva la pavlova.

Lesson No. 5

When visiting the Sydney Fish Market, it is best to bring your wallet.  If you fail to bring cash, and you’ve already booked a place on the guided behind-the-scenes tour of the fish market, you will need to spend some time explaining to the guide, in front of the other 15 people who did turn up with cash, why you cannot go on the tour.  Thick skin is absolutely necessary.  Of course, the guide will most likely tell you that it is only 7.00 in the morning, and things will get better eventually, so tag along until some money magically appears.  And of course, if you pray hard enough, and you’re able to make a call to a very sleepy uncle, the wallet will be hand-delivered two hours later by a stylo-milo uncle in sunnies and an open-top Beemer.  The two hours before that is a painful lesson in poverty and starvation.

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Kumamoto and Pacific Oysters

With money in hand, try the fresh seafood, both raw and cooked, at the market.  Remember, eat outside and risk sharing your scrumptious seafood meal with the gulls.

Lesson No. 6

EAT!  Scour the Sydney Morning Herald Good Food Guide for an idea of what’s good out there.

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Longrain Restaurant

Try Longrain, a restaurant with only 3 long communal dining tables, for a touch of Thai….

Betel leaf topped with prawn, roasted coconut, mint and chilli Eggnet with beansprouts, peanuts, pomelo, coriander and sweet vinegar Crisp fried duck and banana blossom salad with sweet fish sauce Soft shell crab topped with sweet pork ginger and green chilli salad

The food at Longrain is refreshing, and that’s how it is when one uses and pairs only the freshest of ingredients. Dining in Longrain, one can almost feel the energy at this place; there is a festive air as groups of people find their places at the long tables. And this is what communal dining represents – camaraderie, friendship and sharing.

Longrain
85 Commonwealth Street
Surry Hills, Sydney

Lesson No. 7

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View from Altitude, Shangri-La Sydney

Make sure you get a table by the window, especially when you’re on the 36th floor overlooking the Harbour Bridge and the Opera House.

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Barramundi

For modern Australian cuisine with European influences, this is a great restaurant to dine at. Service is excellent and attentive. And if you’re thinking of surprising that special someone, call ahead and ask for this:

drinks menu

Ain’t nothin’ like swallowing your very own diamond.

Altitude
Shangri-La Sydney
Website HERE.

Lesson No. 8

Always carry a spare camera.  Because when the right moment comes, you want to be able to capture it and show off the amazing National Geographic-like pictures of the whales that you saw after braving the tumultuous waves out in the unpredictable seas.  “Thar she blows!” you shout excitedly, and reach for your SLR, only to find that. it. has. stopped. w.o.r.k.i.n.g.  And the only proof you have is this:

Whale pic

Note: For pictures of the real thing, see Precious Pea’s blog.

Lesson No. 9

Throw away your watch.

Relax.

Contemplate.

Rejuvenate your senses.

Breath.

Vanilla crème brulée bread Braised lamb shank with white bean & shallot ravioli, young carrots & cavolo nero Cauliflower leek and cider soup with gruyere cheese dropper scones

The Bathers Pavilion
Website HERE.

Lesson No. 10

Casper

Embrace love.

 

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