The Khukri Nepalese Restaurant, Jalan Tun Tan Siew Sin (Silang)

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One song has been playing in my head repeatedly:

“Everyone’s a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn’t mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one’s really color blind.
Maybe it’s a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.”
-Everyone’s A Little Bit Racist, from Avenue Q

I can’t believe I’m taking lessons from puppets.

But the fact is, when one professes that one is not racist, one should ask one’s self if that policy applies across the board or just to the Chinese-Indian-Malay formula.  (And that itself is sometimes a feat.)  Try walking along Jalan Silang on a Sunday afternoon and after that, think hard about what you profess.  I failed the test.  From the moment I stepped out of my car, I felt a certain uneasiness at being surrounded by so many foreign faces.  Strange smells, strange looks, don’t touch me please.   Ultimately, my discomfort stemmed from my ignorance about the growing number of migrant workers to our shores.

As I think about it a bit more, I realise that I do not have the right to view them as threats.  My ancestors were considered foreigners in this land at one time, and while I am not too confident of my full acceptance of being a Malaysian other than what is stated on my passport, the superiority that I assume is most certainly displaced.

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Things are never going to be like how they were 30 years ago.  And maybe this globalisation is a good thing if we look at it with Pollyanna eyes.  Sure there will be black sheep, but there are black sheep among us already as has been clearly demonstrated in the newspapers daily.

“Gary Coleman:
It’s sad but true!
Everyone’s a little bit racist –
All right!
Kate Monster:
All right!
Princeton:
All right!
Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white
All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it’s wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.”

Gotta hand it to them puppets.

2.

The route was one that I had plied regularly.  The Khukri, despite it’s location above a shoplot, attracted my attention as I was able to see it at the Jalan Yap Ah Loy/Jalan Silang crossroad.  “We must visit this restaurant someday,” I mumbled to my passenger.  It was always the same mantra, but with different passengers.

I finally made it last Sunday for lunch after months of procrastination.

The Khukri was packed when we arrived, mostly with Nepalese folk.  I felt like we were invading their space, their only refuge away from the strange-looking, funny-speaking people whom they had to deal with 6 days a week.  I gave an apologetic smile.  “Only a couple of hours,” my eyes spoke to them.

Thankfully, the menu was in english.  “So, have you done your research?” the Weekend B^*ch© asked me.  “Not quite,”  I replied sheepishly.  This won’t do, I thought.  I decided to take the offensive.  “Have you done your research?” my eyes gleamed.  He had.

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“The mahi‘s supposed to be good,” he said.  Tasting very much like lassi, but watered down and unflavoured, it reminded me of my favourite moru drink which I grew up on, a beverage made with yoghurt, cumin, chopped onions, chillies and a pinch of salt.  Plain water was also available on each table, presented in brass pots.  Faith is what keeps us going, and we drank the water in faith, despite the oxidated spout that had seen better days.

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At first glance, the steamed momo resembled xiao long bao, those shanghainese dumplings that had taken over KL. But after taking a bite, the differences were quickly apparent. We chose pork (over lamb and chicken), and the meat was flavoured with spices then wrapped in an interesting fashion where the opening was at the bottom. And unlike the xiao long bao, these dumplings did not contain any soup within.

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I loved the flavour of the momo, rich and spicy but without the searing heat of chillies, and when paired with a minty chutney type dip, it was divine. The accompanying soup was nothing like our clear chinese type soup but was more meaty in flavour.  I thought it was a steal at RM7.50 for 10 pieces.  Fried momo is also available.

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The khasi ko tauko/khutta ko soup (RM7.50), a soup made with mutton head and legs, reminded me very much of sup kambing.  This soup had a thick layer of oil on top which I couldn’t bear drinking.  It had a lovely rich flavour and yet, lightly floated down the throat, caressing my tastebuds along the way.  The meat was more chewy that I would have liked.

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But if the mutton in the soup was chewy, the delicious, spicy andre bhudi buteko (bhutan) pork intestines fried in nepali spices (RM6) put Wrigley’s chewing gum to shame.  The Nepalese sure have strong jaws. I think I lost 5 pounds from all that chewing.

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And almost as if He heard my prayers for relief, the tender, soft, almost boneless chilli chicken appeared before us.  The sauce was tomato-ey, like koe loe yok (sweet and sour pork) and was refreshing with the slight sourish taste of the lime.

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Two types of desserts were available – kheer and halva (RM6 each).  The halva had the grainy texture of semolina and was not overly sweet.  I was bowled over by the kheer, a rice pudding that was not mushy and which exuded a rich milky fragrance.  The kheer was cooked with cloves, cardamom and raisins.  Both were freshly prepared, and each spoonful was steaming hot.  If there ever was a perfect dessert, this would be it.

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The Khukri amazed me with its cuisine; the flavours were familiar, resembling a number of our malay, indian and chinese dishes, but were yet distinctive.

Walking back to my car with a better understanding of many things, brushing past the strange faces didn’t seem as disconcerting as before.  We are all, in many ways, alike.  We try to make a better world for ourselves and for the ones we leave behind.  Some veer off the path, while others stay in clear view of their goals.  If we learn to recognise this, Jalan Silang wouldn’t be any different from Jalan Sultan Ismail.

To quote my favourite puppets:

“Everyone’s a little bit racist
It’s true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in –
Harmony!”

For more reviews on The Khukri, do visit the following blogs:-

EatingAsia
Cumi & Ciki

The Khukri
No. 26, First Floor
Jalan Tun Tan Siew Sin (Jalan Silang)
50050 Kuala Lumpur.

Tel: 03-2072 0663

Open daily, lunch and dinner.
  

Restoran Baan Nok, Pandan Indah

The restaurant was as authentic as it could get.  From fake plastic flowers in cheerful reds and yellows that guaranteed eternal spring to Thai speaking waitresses who whispered conspiratorially upon learning that I wasn’t Thai (my two mates consisted of a pale faced Aussie and the Hairy Weekend B^*ch©, both of whom bore very little resemblance to anything Thai), it was almost as if I was transported to the northern country above our peninsular.

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Back home, Bald Eagle was aghast.  “You brought an Aussie tourist to a Thai restaurant??”

“Yep.  It’s in Malaysia, mah.”

“You’re so not gonna get the award for Malaysian Food Ambassador.”

“Well dear, let’s just say he’s never gonna eat Thai again,” I replied sweetly with a flutter of the eyelashes.  The devil’s advocate comes in many forms.

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Pad Thai
Pad Thai

The pad thai was good – thin strands of rice noodles, almost translucent, stir fried with bean sprouts, cubed tofu, spring onions and served with peanuts.  It wasn’t heavy at all.

Kerabu babi
Kerabu Babi

I had never heard of kerabu babi before and was keen to try it. The sliced pork was stir fried in a spicy sauce, and then tossed in lime juice, and served with raw vegetables. It was interesting…the first impact was the strong citric taste, and then the pedas (hot) effect.  I’m not sure what went into the marinade, and I couldn’t very well ask anyone because of the language disparity, but suffice to say that this was extremely delicious.

Tom Yam
Tom Yam

Another great dish was the tom yam. We requested for “less spicy”, but I’m guessing that they didn’t understand what we meant.  The soup was thick and full of flavour from the seafood (loads of prawns and clams) and exuded the rich, intense aroma of all the different ingredients.  BUT.  It was extremely pedas!  I kept running back and forth, doing jumping jacks and washing my face in my attempt to overcome the discomfort I was feeling.  James, on the other hand, didn’t bother touching it after seeing our (my) reaction.  The Weekend B^*ch© did a great job in maintaining decorum, but he couldn’t hide the beads of sweat on his forehead despite the airconditioning and the numerous fans pointed in our direction.

Som Tam
Som Tam

“Make it end, make it end!” my mind screamed; it was as though the fire of hell was burning from the esophagus all the way to my stomach.  But the torture didn’t end.  At first bite, the som tam tasted wonderful….crunchy (peanuts, shredded green papaya) —> sour (green papaya, lime juice, fish sauce) —> savoury (crisp dried shrimps) —> AAARGGGHHHHH SPICAYYYYYY!!!  I almost died at this point.

And then…..

Singha Beer
Singha Beer

…..sweet relief.  Yes, as authentic as it could get.

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An experience not for the fainthearted. But very good, nevertheless.

Like childbirth*, I think I have forgotten what it felt like and am dying to return to this torture chamber again.

*from what I hear lah

Total bill – a little over RM60 for 3 persons (inclusive of 3 Singha Beers).

For other reviews, see Cumi & Ciki.

Restoran Baan Nok (above Pasar Mini Thai Market Font)
43G, Jalan Pandan Indah 4/6B,
Pandan Indah.

Opens daily, lunch and dinner.

Fish Cuisine, Hicom-Glenmarie Industrial Park, Shah Alam

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Taking the lead from Kenny Mah’s blog with his lyrical rendition of breakfast with his better looking half, I am inclined to share my experience with you, because breakfast with the one you love is the best feeling in the world.

The breakfast ritual which we practice dates a-a-a-l-l-l-l the way back to 2002 when we first moved to our current residence in Shah Alam.  Being the morning person that he is, Bald Eagle would set out into the wild country (Shah Alam ain’t KL, after all) at 7.00am to hunt for breakfast to feed his wife who would still be curled up in bed with dreams of char siew and siu yoke.  When he chanced upon Chicken Cuisine, he knew he had hit the jackpot.  It was there that we discovered our favourite curry mee and curry chee cheong fun, and that, my dear friends, is the secret of marital bliss (only if you take non-halal food lah).  After making me a steaming hot cup of coffee, he’d wake me up, and I can assure you that there is no better smell than the heady aroma of spicy curry and coffee as I open the bedroom door.  And the  sight of a hairy well toned chest.

Six years later, Bald Eagle is still a regular patron at Chicken Cuisine where the owner is already familiar with his order of either two CCFs or two curry mees and a copy of Saturday’s New Straits Times.  About a week ago, the owner announced to Bald Eagle that he had opened a new restaurant next to Chicken Cuisine, named, quite unsurprisingly, Fish Cuisine.  It is just like when you name your children, isn’t it?  The first child will be Peng Eng, the second Peng Beng, the third Peng Chee, the fourth Peng Yee (yes, I can go on).  With very few possibilities left, I bet I can guess what the next outlet will be called. 

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If you look close enough at the picture above, a chopped garoupa head may suddenly materialise.  Ok… I screwed up.  Shit happens when your hubby’s wearing an expression that says My Wife Doesn’t Let Me Eat Hot Food.  Served in a claypot, this curry is not very thick, but is sufficiently flavourful to be eaten with rice.  Priced at about RM15 (or RM16?), this portion is enough for two.  Like all the dishes served here, there is a generous amount of fish (both head and flesh) in this dish.

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Let’s see if we can spot any fish in this photo. No? Remind me to tell you about my honeymoon pictures of our Safari expedition in South Africa one day. (Hint: All the pictures have foliage. Lots of it. You can play Spot Simba and win RM100.)

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Another specialty here is the Fish Head with Tofu dish. The garoupa head is chopped and cooked in a dark sweet sauce and then cooked with firm tofu and other vegetables. Not bad, but nothing exceptional like the drink-worthy fish head curry above. Again, this dish has quite a lot of fish in it, and the portion is enough for two as well. Priced at about RM15.

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The soft tofu in this dish is cooked with minced pork and an egg is broken into the dish while it is still hot. It looked quite different from the picture on the menu, but aside from that, this was quite delicious.

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I really liked this sliced lotus root, beans and capsicum with fermented red bean curd (nam yue) dish. The intense flavour of the bean curd enhanced the flavour of this dish and was wonderfully fragrant, especially when eaten with steaming white rice. Talking about steaming, on the flipside, the restaurant is airconditioned and I found that the food turned cold pretty quickly.

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There are one-dish meal options as well.  The fish head noodles is cooked with a type of fish called leng yue (dace?) which is a seawater fish and which lacks the muddy smell.  There are also less bones, so one can order this dish even if one were in a hurry.  (I know how I sometimes painstakingly remove one bone after another before I ingest the fish, and by the time I’m done with one piece, my makan companion would have finished his plate of wantan mee and started drumming his fingers impatiently on the table.  Tsk tsk.  Anyway.)  The soup is slightly sour and tasty with a mild chinese wine flavour.  You can also tell them to hold the milk if you’re lactose intolerant.

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The garoupa fish fillet noodles is cooked in the same soup base as the fish head noodles above sans the milk. This is a rather exceptional bowl of noodles as the fish fillet is just so fragrant and firm and delicious. Both noodles above had bits of pork lard for the X-factor flavour too!

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I’m beginning to enjoy living in my neighbourhood where I can get superb fish head noodles, curry mee and char siew and still manage to smell the roses and enjoy the odd hot air balloon that gets snared in the trees. (So I’m consoling myself about the petrol price hike and the extra hundred bucks I have to fork out each month for living in Shah Alam and working in Kayell….but what price happiness, eh?)

Fish Cuisine
8, Jalan UI/36, Seksyen UI
Hicom-Glenmarie Industrial Park, Shah Alam

Open daily 8.00am to 10.00pm