Choong Foong Seafood Restaurant, Kampung Subang

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Headlines: Blogger and friends detained for crashing wedding dinner

Yes, Yang Arif, we crashed a wedding dinner.  No, Yang Arif, we weren’t aware that there was a wedding going.  Yes, Yang Arif, we saw the school buses and cars parked outside the restaurant.  And the wedding entourage, yes.   Yes, Yang Arif, I’ll get new prescriptions for my glasses.

Use a different entrance, Yang Arif?  But the Bride and Groom and their parents were smiling at us.  I know, Yang Arif, we shouldn’t have walked through the wedding arch, especially since we were wearing just shorts and T-shirts, but in our defense, the other guests weren’t quite GQ material either.  Sorry, Yang Arif, no laughing matter indeed.

Yes, Yang Arif, we walked the entire length of the restaurant in our shorts.  How many people saw us in our shorts?  I reckon about 400 people.  No, Yang Arif, I wasn’t sniggering. *cough*

Yes, Yang Arif, we cheered on the karaoke singers at the wedding dinner.  I agree, Yang Arif, they should never have come up with a Hokkien rendition of My Heart Will Go On.  Yes, Yang Arif, we did toast the bridal couple.  It was the only polite thing to do.  Yes, Yang Arif, we were still in our shorts.

Yes, Yang Arif, we’ll accept the charges.

Guilty.

Sentence:  Blogger and friends to listen to 150 hours of bad Hokkien karaoke. 

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It’s scary how brides these days squeeze themselves into tight bodices until they look like segmented insects.  Then again, society can be quite judgemental.  I can’t imagine how I’d be able to become half my size if I were to go through that rigmarole again, short of slicing my fat off bit by bit and cooking curry with it.

We did crash a wedding dinner.  How were we to know that someone would pick Hari Raya to celebrate a union?  Having said that, we still had good fun.  After all, entertainment was free, albeit off-tune.  And a good laugh is always better than talking about current affairs these days.

Of course, we ordered our own food.   

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Steamed crabs

The ultimate test, where there is no way to mask a bad crab.  Steamed, with its flesh still juicy and sweet, in egg white and garnished with spring onions and parsley.  Our favourite that night.

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Fish

A two-in-one.  Tilapia, part steamed in soy sauce, and part fried in a black pepper sauce.  Both styles of cooking resulted in very firm chunks of flesh, still moist, and tasting very fresh.

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Salted egg yolk squid

Another favourite, the squid was cooked to perfection with a nice bite, in a crisp batter of salted egg yolk that clung to the flesh.  The curry leaf added a bit of spice to the dish.  We should have ordered a double portion.  It was that good.

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Sweet and sour crabs

The crabs were delicious, cooked in a sweet and sour sauce which we mopped up with the fried buns (below).  I’ve seen better fried buns before…these didn’t have the nice crisp exterior, nor did they tear up well, but they were ok. 

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Fried buns

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Oh, we had vegetables too.

The food at Choong Foong is reasonably priced. The crabs, about 2 kgs cost us RM96, while the fish cost us RM28. The delicious squid dish was just RM12. The food fed 5 people.  I’ve tried several other dishes on different occasions.  The food will definitely not disappoint.

Getting to Choong Foong may be a little more difficult.  The easiest directions I can think of would be from Shah Alam.  Imagine driving past Bukit Jelutong towards the Guthrie Corridor Expressway.  Instead of taking the tolled way (right fork), head towards the left fork where the signboards say Bukit Jelutong.  Once you reach the traffic light, take a right turn then do an immediate left.  This will take you on the old road towards Sungai Buloh.  Go straight past the first traffic light, and at the 2nd traffic light (Monterez Golf Club), take a right turn.  Go straight until the end of the road, and at that T-junction, take a left.  Choong Foong is on your left, probably about 200-300 metres down that road.  It is a huge single-storey warehouse-looking structure with a large carpark which can quite easily park a whole kampungful of cars and several buses.

There’s another way via the Subang airport, but I can’t for the life of me remember how to get there.

Yes, Yang Arif, I apologise. I promise to pay more attention next time.

Choong Foong Seafood Restaurant
No. 8, Lorong 1D, Kampung Subang
40150 Shah Alam.

Tel: 78463253, 78462482, 78461081.

Paradise Palace, Sogo Shopping Centre

Forget Me Not
Forget Me Not

My birthday celebrations officially ended on Sunday, the 28th of September 2008 (a little over a month after the actual day), at about the same time that Felipe Massa of Ferrari drove off from the pitstop with a length of hose trailing behind him, with a very stunned mechanic at the end of it, but hey, who was I to complain about the very rude and untimely interruption to my homecooked birthday dinner?  Mmmm….delicious prawns, Mum….tell me the secret of this lovely pork dish…..whooooosh….hey….where’s everyone?  Hello?  Seriously, Massa could have chosen a better time to pull that stunt.  I insist on a replay.  Of the homecooked dinner, I mean.  And I want all TV sets to be turned off.

So yeah, the grand finale was the dinner hosted at my parents’ place, ending with that lovely sour cream coffee walnut cake kindly baked by Fatboybakes.  My mum’s amazing.  Choosing not to be complacent about cooking, she is still experimenting with new recipes.  We try asking for the recipes sometimes, and she gives us a cheeky look.  It’s just an easy recipe, she says.  Easy for Gordon Ramsay, probably, but hello, we’re talking about your daughter here.  The amateur bumbling mess who is the poster child for Murphy.

Chicken Padamyar
Chicken Padamyar

I was the lucky recipient of a birthday lunch on the same day, a lovely treat from the Weekend B^*ch © who had postponed our last appointment due to his jetsetting lifestyle.  If the lunch had been timed for a month earlier, it would have been a stress-free experience.  But last Sunday?  What ought to have been a rather leisurely trip to Paradise Palace turned out to be a horrifying journey to traffic hell.  It would have taken a very desperate person to brave the jams in busy Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman on the last weekend of Hari Raya only to encounter blocked exits along Jalan TAR and other nonsensical diversions, and to ultimately realise that the only way to enter the Sogo carpark would be to bulldoze through a third of the population of KL who were trying to take advantage of the last few days of the Raya sales.  So after a roundabout trip to nowhere, I was back to square one.  The LRT station in a quieter side of Kuala Lumpur.  I know he was trying his best not to say I told you so, but can you blame me for trying?  We finally arrived at Sogo, an hour after my failed attempt at driving there, in true rakyat style.

I admit I know little of Burmese food.  I was reading a paper written by the International Federation of Human Rights (FIDH) on Undocumented migrants and refugees in Malaysia: Raids, Detention and Discrimination which indicated that out of 1.8 million migrant workers registered with the Ministry of Home Affairs (and mind you, this is a small percentage of the total number of migrant workers, including those who have come in illegally), Burmese workers form the fourth largest group of migrant workers in Malaysia.  As such, it is a pity that despite the vast number of migrant workers in the country, we know so little of them, their food, and their culture.

The restaurant has been around for a long time.  Situated at a corner on the 6th floor of the mall, one can’t miss the ostentatious and elaborate gold decorations fringing the facade of the restaurant.  Save for a few carvings and statues, the decor inside is simple.

Mohingar
Mohingar

The first thing that comes to mind after sampling Myanmar cuisine is that the food isn’t as spicy as I expected it to be.  Mohingar, an ubiquitous Myanmar dish, resembles our local Malay version of the assam laksa with a soup base made of fish, cooked to a dark broth, and served with rice vermicelli.  The soup has the distinct taste of lemongrass and prawn paste.  Apparently, dhal powder and rice flour are also used, but these are not so easily discernible.  Chopped coriander leaves enhance the flavour of the dish, while a spritz of lime juice lifts the flavour. The noodles lack the springiness of our local vermicelli, and thus, it is easy to eat it with just a chinese soup spoon.

Sour Radish Soup
Sour Radish Soup 

The Sour Radish Soup is precisely that – sour, due to the liberal use of tamarind juice.  It feels more of an appetiser to prepare the palate for other spicier dishes.  What I really enjoyed was a dish that was strangely named Forget Me Not.  Basically a steamed hilsa fish, it is cooked with lemongrass and tomatoes and tastes very much like our local sardines in a can.  It is amusing to see the description in the menu ending with Wow! Bones can Chew.  (I like the enthusiasm!)

Fried Roselle Leaves
Fried Roselle Leaves

Less exciting is the Fried Roselle Leaves, perhaps because it is more of an acquired taste.  The flavour is sharp and immensely sour, and the pungent smell of the dish comes from the bamboo shoots that are cooked with the leaves.  The Chicken Padamyar is rather ordinary, has a strong cumin flavour and is less spicy than a south indian chicken curry, but satisfying, nevertheless.

3 colour tea
Three colour tea

Tea is a favourite beverage of the people of Myanmar (but apparently, coffee culture is fast catching up there).  A quarter of the glass is filled with thick condensed milk and  then topped with a milky tea while the final layer is a clear thin tea.  I am not sure if the layers are aesthetic or functional, but be warned that this tea is extremely sweet.

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Lemongrass Butter Cake

And as a final treat, he baked me a lemongrass butter cake, oozing masculinity, in true HairyBerry style. It was an amazingly delicious cake that was complex in flavours and reminded me of Hari Raya.

I have no basis for comparison, and I am not sure whether the food at Paradise Palace is dumbed down for Malaysian palates or if the borderless world extends to our cuisines as well.  The flavours are familiar and it is almost like eating at home.  Comforting.

For other reviews, check out Masak-Masak.

Paradise Palace
6th Floor, Sogo Shopping Centre
Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman
Kuala Lumpur.

Tel: 03-26942175

Halal.

 

And on a final note, Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri to all my Muslim readers!

When you think you’ve seen it all….

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What do you get when you pair a seemingly innocent kid….

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…with a sour cream coffee walnut cake?

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You get a broken birthday candle….

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…..perhaps, a slice of cake too…..

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….and a very satisfied customer!

Credits:
Sour cream coffee walnut cake by Fatboybakes. (He takes orders)
“Seemingly innocent kid” – nephew of Lyrical Lemongrass

Rave reviews:
“Fatboybakes’ cakes are getting better and better!!” – father of “seemingly innocent kid”
“Wow! This is an amazing cake!! Not too sweet, and tastes wonderful with coffee!” – grandfather of “seemingly innocent kid”
“I love the crumble topping!” – mother of “seemingly innocent kid”
“Light on the palate. The walnuts/brown sugar/cinnamon combo is fantastic!!” – Lyrical Lemongrass
“Mummy, may I have somemore?” – kid

Not so rave reviews:
“Can I have Fatboybakes’ chocolate cake for Deepavali?” – matriarch of the house