A Slice of Heaven by Just Heavenly, Jaya One

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Congratulations, Nigel and Allan, on opening your latest cake boutique, A Slice of Heaven.

My mum is your No.1 fan.

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People who love Just Heavenly

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How many No.1 fans can you have?

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With much love.

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A Slice of Heaven
At Jaya One (next to Cold Storage)
Blk E, B2
No. 72A Jalan Universiti
46200, Petaling Jaya.

Open daily from 10am to 10pm.  For more details, check out Just Heavenly’s blog.

Fatboybakes Fan Club loves Just Heavenly. ^_^

Lan Je, Kota Damansara

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(Sung to the tune of Beyonce’s If I Were A Boy)

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If I were a fish
Even just for a day
I’d swim far away in the morning
Coz that damn fishing net is my deathblow

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Drink beer with the arrowanas
And chase after sexy chiclids
I’d kick it with who I wanted
and I’d never get confronted for it
Coz they think that fish don’t have any legs

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If I were a fish
I think I could understand
How it feels to love the mud
I swear I hate that stupid saucepan

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Fish are so much cuter
Than those cupcake desserts
Till we’re lifeless and all gutted
Yes, that fish that they all feasted
Those barbarians that got me destroyed

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But I’m not a fish
I guess I don’t understand (yeah, I don’t understand)
Coz I love to eat fish flesh
And suck on the bones just like tarzan

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I’m glad there’s no smell
You’re my little bombshell
You’re tasty but not fishy
I think I’ll call you Charlie
But we don’t eat pets, do we now, sweetie?

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But you’re just a fish….

 

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They serve steamed tilapia by the dozens here, and whilst some have said that this place isn’t as great as its parent restaurant in Rawang (which I have yet to try), it is still worth a visit.   The fish is fresh with no muddy taste.  We ordered two styles of preparation, one spicy, and one regular, but it soon became clear that the only difference is the addition of cut chillies.   They are generous with the ginger, which I had to push aside to fully savour the fish.  The accompanying dish of chicken balls in a sweet and sour sauce (recommended by the waitress) was disastrous – all flour-y and hard, but the fu yue yau mak (lettuce in fermented bean curd) was some sort of redemption.

If I were you, I’d just order the fish.

Lan Je
F50G & 51G, Jalan Teknologi 3/9
Bistari “DE” Kota
Kota Damansara, PJU 5
47810 PJ

Business hours: 11.30am to 3.00pm, 6.00pm to 9.00pm (closed Tuesdays)

Click HERE for MAP.

Sri Paandi, Section 11 PJ

Banana leaf rice – Indian fast food.  Environmentally friendly.

At Sri Paandi, service is efficient and quick.  You WILL be ambushed by men in purple before you can text “Ciki, save me!!”.

Once seated, allow the warmth of the service to envelope you.  Say “Nandri” (thank you) with a wiggle of the head each time something is presented before you.  “Chicken varuvel?”  “Nandri.” *wiggle*  “Thairu?”  “Nandri.”  *wiggle*  “Fish curry?”  “Nandri.” *wiggle*  “Fried bittergourd?”  “Nandri.” *wiggle*

You get the idea.  Of course, if you can’t see your partner’s face thanks to the mound of rice on your banana leaf, yell “Pothummmm!!“.  (enough)

*wiggle* 

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To indicate contentment, burp.

Sri Paandi
Jalan Dato Mahmud 11/4
Off Jalan Universiti, PJ

Acknowledgement: Concept and words inspired by my bff, ALilFatMonkey.  Rest assured that I will not be embarking on a career as a cartoonist in the near, or distant, future.

Oh, and real men wear purple.