Tasty Kuih Nyonya, Klang and a Limerick for Fatboybakes

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I feel a pimple erupting like Krakatoa (Eyjafjallajokull is so last week already) on my face, and it bothers me.   Why I’m so affected, I have no idea, because ten pimples could embed themselves on my face and they would still blend in with my leathery middle-aged skin.  It’s like going to the gym, isn’t it?   When you’re 300lbs overweight, there is less motivation to go to the gym because a 10lb weight loss would make you 390lbs and you’d still be waddling with layers of fat.   If only I could slice off a few layers and stir fry some kailan in the lustrous fat.  Ah, one can only dream.

And talking about being 300lbs overweight, I last wrote a birthday limerick for my dear friend, Fatboybakes in 2008. When Ciki wrote a cute limerick on Sek Yuen today, Fatboybakes immediately glared at me (or at least, it was the MSN version of glaring) and asked me why I didn’t write him one in 2009.   It’s 2010, and it’s a brand new year with brand new feelings and emotions, and I’ve decided to write this, off the cuff, for my dear friend Fatboybakes (aka Tangechi) who is a constant inspiration to me:

There was a fat boy called Tangechi
Who wanted to throw a pool party
He plotted and schemed
And even daydreamed
For his parents to go on a journey

“One week of freedom and bliss!
Thamby, I could give you a kiss!
Call in the troops
And bring in the booze
It’ll be a party you don’t wanna miss!

“I’ll bake you some scones and some cake
And splash in some rum that’s not fake
I won’t break a fart
While I make a tart
It’ll be a party that’s fit for a sheikh!

“Macarons will be aplenty
As long as you show me your belly
Wear a cute li’l bikini
Just don’t be bushy
I swear I’ll faint quite unchastely.

“No water, just single malt whiskey
No bikinis, unless you look like Twiggy
It’ll be hot like a suttee
All the better that you’re sweaty
I can’t wait for this party, my Thamby!”

A pool party is never without tea time treats, and what comes to mind is Tasty Kuih Nyonya (if Fatboybakes decides to break a fart while baking the tart).  Located in Southern Park, Klang where I spent my childhood days, the shoplot has a simple front that belies the variety of kuih that is industriously and laboriously made by the little old ladies within.  From little balls of pleasure (ondeh-ondeh) bursting with sweet, fragrant gula melaka filling to toothless pleasures (kuih koci – toothless because I remember some childhood pantun about some nenek kebayan eating kuih koci), sticky pieces of dough made with glutinous rice flour and filled with sweet coconut, savoury pulut panggang barbequed in banana leaves and little pink fluffy steamed huat kueh with the fragrant smell of coconut milk, they’re all sugar and spice and everything nice, that’s what little tangechis are made of…..

Tasty Kuih Nyonya
No. 80, Jalan Rengas
Southern Park
41200 Klang, Selangor.

Tel/Fax: 03-3371 2845, Mobilephone: 012-629 8858

Closed Sundays.  Open after 1pm.

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Ondeh-Ondeh

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Kuih Koci

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Pulut Panggang

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Huat Kueh

New Formosa Restaurant, SS2 PJ

Monk Jump Over The Wall

This morning, I was late for work by more than an hour due to a number of accidents on the highway.  Several things frustrate me daily, but in this instance, the lack of consideration and the egotistical nature of certain drivers irked me.  If you hit a car in front of you, for Pete’s sake, move to the side of the road and negotiate lah.  Don’t stop in the middle of the highway, centre lane, no less, and assume that the world stops for you just because you have a tiny dent on your rear bumper.  I. Don’t. Care.

When we bought our place in Bukit Jelutong many many years ago, traffic was a lot more bearable.  Now, the sheer number of cars on the road coupled with an increase in the number of inconsiderate drivers makes it a nightmare for me to drive to work every morning.  I normally say a prayer before I start my journey.  In addition to the usual request for world peace and an end to global hunger, I pray for the roads to be clear so that I may make it to work within half an hour.  Based on my recent experience on the roads, I can only postulate that God has a queer sense of humour.

I seem to be lacking constants in my life.  Change is good, but not when it’s about a worsening traffic condition.  Another constant I am missing is my hair colourist, Randall.  It was an affair that brought out the glow in my skin and made rainbows out of my grey days.  Now, Taiwan owns him.

If Taiwan has my Randall, then we, Malaysians, have Jeanie, a Taiwanese who made Malaysia her home thirty years ago after falling in love with and marrying a Malaysian chef.  Together, they started New Formosa, and to this day, business has been brisk.  I was first introduced to this place several years back by my blogging idol, Boo.  I remember enjoying the dishes, one of my favourites being the Butter Eel, which was fried in a crispy, sweet batter.  Another dish which caught my fancy a couple of years back was the steamed crabs in unpolished rice.  The rice was so fragrant and tasty that I wrote on my blog that this dish would be forever etched in my memory.

Thanks to Jeanie, we were introduced to the Chinese New Year menu, a delightful mix of decadent ingredients that made up the Chinese New Year requisites.  How can one say no to the Fu Lu Shou soup (a Taiwanese traditional Fo tiao Qiang Monk Jumping Over The Wall) which contained a variety of expensive ingredients in a herbal soup – dried baby scallops, shark’s fin, sea cucumber, fish maw, chinese mushroom, yam white cabbage, spare ribs, diced chicken, wolfberry, dried longan, bamboo membrane and shao xin wine.  We agreed that it was a steal at only RM36 a bowl.

My favourite Butter Eel formed part of a two-combination dish together with Dried Oysters in a special sauce. (RM48) The dried oysters were particularly intense in flavour, but because of this, one could either love it or hate it.  I loved the Gingko Ham (Hunan’s special traditional ham dish) (RM45) which was served with bread.  This reminded me of the dried meat sandwich that one could buy off the road in the old days, although the ham was of a far superior quality.  The preparation of the ham is tedious, as it is steamed for a prolonged period to remove the salt.

Feng Sha Ji (roast chicken) reminded me of a turkey at Thanksgiving, all dressed up and stuffed, although this chicken was roasted with red scallions and stuffed with “eight treasures” (including chestnuts, dried shrimps and rice).  The chicken was very flavourful and moist.  We were also served a yam and duck tart, which was already sliced into individual portions.  The duck was steamed for two hours, after which the bones were removed, the meat extracted and then mixed with flour to make this dish.  The Steamed Giant Grouper (Nian Nian You Yu – every year has extra fortune) was served with black fermented soy beans and minced ginger and garlic.  Very tasty.  I’m still waiting for extra fortune to come my way, but why be greedy?  I shall be satisfied with just good traffic daily.

For desserts, we were served an assortment of puddings (mango, green tea aloe vera, honey and custard) and Or Nee (sans pork lard, hence the skinny version) which is a yam and gingko creamy confection.  There was also a live performance treat where fried pieces of yam coated with sesame seeds, honey and maltose were plunged into iced water resulting in a hardened and crunchy/brittle surface.  In the process, long threads of hardened sugar formed over the skin, like ice sculpture pieces.  They were not just things of beauty; they were also extremely delicious.

A picture speaks a thousand words, they say, so I shall leave you with several thousand….

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Salmon Yee Sang RM39

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Two combination dish – Butter Eel and Dried Oyster RM48

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Steamed Long Tan (Giant Grouper) Taiwanese traditional style RM58

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Gingko Ham RM45

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Feng Sha Ji Roast Chicken RM55

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Two varieties of Prawns

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Fried Vegetables with Pomelo Sacs and Almond Flakes RM30

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Assorted Puddings

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Or Nee

One happy customer
One happy customer

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Fried yam

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Thanks, Jeanie, for the lovely treat!

Note:  The featured menu is available until February 28 2010.  The restaurant is open throughout the CNY period.  For other delectable goodies, check out their website.

New Formosa Restaurant
46, Jalan SS2/24,
47300 Petaling Jaya.

Tel: 03-7875 1894, 7875 7478, 019-335 3274.

Business hours: 12 noon to 3pm, 6pm to 10.30pm.

Closed from the 16th to the 19th day of the first Lunar month.

Hairy Crabs At Dragon-i And An Old Fashioned Love Story

Hairy Crab

Once upon a time, there lived a young female mitten crab named Sally.   She was a tiny little crustacean, less than 10 centimetres wide, and had pincers covered with dense patches of hair.   Thankfully, Brazilians were not the vogue for females like Sally, and she reveled in her hirsuteness.   She laughed and frolicked and basked in the summer warmth in the river that she called her home.  But for all the gaiety in that river with her hairy little friends, she felt empty inside.  As she approached adulthood, she felt certain yearnings, feelings that could not be satisfied in her swirling gurgling home.   The weather was cool, a sure sign that autumn was approaching, and leaves of orange and gold floated along the river bed, painting the water an earthen shade of copper and rust.   Her instincts told her to head towards the estuary.  She didn’t know why she had to leave her home.   She only knew that she had to.  As she approached the estuary, she was greeted by other young adult mitten crabs just like her, discovering their new home in saline waters.  It was there that she found love.   He was a chappie named Henry (What? Were you expecting Harry?), bristly, stubbly and sexy.  Together, they danced and mated in the luxuriant marine waters, and because no one taught them about birth control,  Sally quickly discovered that she was pregnant.   As the dark wintry days approached, she moved further into the cold marine waters.   Love knows no bounds, they say, and Sally knew that this was her destiny.   As her young ones hatched, Sally drew her last breath.   The little orphans fed on plankton, and when the weather turned from winter to spring, they swam towards the brackish water where Henry met Sally, and when they were old enough, they moved to Sally’s old home, where the freshwaters gleamed in the warm summer sun.

This is an old fashioned love story.   Perhaps romance between crabs isn’t anything like what we humans picture it to be, but all the elements of survival, reproduction and attachment are there.   Mitten (or hairy) crabs have a unique life cycle where they move from brackish waters to clear waters and back to saline waters over one life cycle (about 5 years).   The best time to eat hairy crabs is in Autumn just after the mating season.  Hairy crabs are prized for their creamy roe – what is generally called the Caviar of the East.  Crabs that hail from the Yang Cheng Lake are the most sought after, but crabs from the Tai Lake, China’s largest freshwater lake, are fast gaining popularity here in Malaysia.  Having tried both, the differences are subtle, although the crabs from Yang Cheng Lake have slightly creamier roe and sweeter flesh.

The Hairy Crab Set Menu at Dragon-i (available from October to December), priced at RM128 nett per person (for a minimum of 3 persons), features a six-course Shanghainese meal at outlets at Pavilion KL, 1 Utama Shopping Centre, The Curve, Mid Valley Megamall, Sunway Pyramid and Queensbay Mall in Penang.   The diner gets one medium crab weighing at approximately 200grams (larger ones are also available, ala carte and priced according to weight, at between 250 to 300 grams each).  Hairy crabs at Dragon-i are from Suzhou’s Tai Lake (flown in weekly).   Black vinegar and julienned ginger are provided on the side, and these serve a purpose too.   Hairy crabs are said to be “cooling”, and the vinegar and ginger concoction counteracts this effect.  One can also choose to enjoy the hairy crabs with Chinese “hua diao jiu” (rice wine), but this does not come with the set.

The menu also includes Dragon-i’s signature Steamed Shanghainese Dumplings (xiu long bao) with Hairy Crab Roe, Double-boiled Superior Chicken Soup with Fish Maw and Bamboo Pith (a very delicately flavoured soup with contrasting textures), Sauteed Vegetables (baby bok choi) with Crab Roe, Yong Chow style Fried Rice and a popular traditional dessert, Sesame Glutinous Rice Dumplings (tong yuen) in Ginger Broth.  The servings are moderate; each person is served one crab, one XLB, and two glutinous rice dumplings.  The XLB has good skin elasticity and delicious filling.   It comes attractively presented on individual carrying baskets, thus preventing mishaps when transporting the XLB from serving plate to one’s own plate.  The fried rice is substantial (with its lovely fragrance and distinct grains) and the vegetables, sufficient.

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Can’t live without chilli

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Double boiled Superior Chicken Soup with Fish Maw and Bamboo Pith

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Sauteed Vegetables with Crab Roe

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Xiao Long Bao with Hairy Crab Roe

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Yong Chow style Fried Rice

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Sally’s children – steamed

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Sally’s children, Part 2 – creamy roe within

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Yangzhou-born Chef Kung Yu Hung – has over 20 years experience including stints at several famous Hong Kong restaurants. He is one of six master chefs from mainland China now helming the kitchens at Dragon-i outlets.

www.dragon-i.com.my

(Note: Thank you to the management of Dragon-i and PRkraft (who facilitated this event) for your kind invitation to sample this menu.)