The George and Dragon, Bangsar Shopping Centre

The George and Dragon

The dashing hero
(Coz heros are usually
blithe and dashing)
Heard the princess shapely
(Coz princesses are normally
shapely and blushing)
Her screams were piercing
(And how can they not
be piercing and shrill?)
The dragon looked menacing
(Far from the dragon
in Shrek if you will)
St George our mighty hero
Saves the lady, his princess
And pubs the world over
Cheer the hero’s boldness
And that’s how The George
And Dragon appeared
To celebrate drunkenness
Inebriation revered.

And what of our hero and his princess you ask?

big breakfast

A man’s appetite is wanton
So she hummed and she hawed
How could she reward his bravery
Akin to an applaud?

Could she heave her taut breasts
And make him delirious?
Or whisper sweet nothings
And render him breathless?

breakfast

A big breakfast’s the answer
With sausages galore
Pork bacon to tempt him
And mushrooms, signor?

toad in the hole

He was pleased with her offer
And reciprocated her efforts
“Do you like my hard muscles
Shall I take you?” he flirts

“Kind sir, if you please
That is just so complex
A toad-in-the-hole‘ll make me happy
I’m British, no sex.”

Coz the British, you see
Are a strange lot by far
With nonsensical names
For food half bizzare

By now you’re prob’ly curious
Did the fare make them happy?
Were they satisfied at all?
Did it make them all smoochy?

“The breakfast was tasty
But the toad was too plain
The sausages were scant
But I shall not complain.”

For The George and Dragon
Is a quintessential pub
With great beers and ales
And typical Brit grub!

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The George and Dragon
Lot G130, Ground Floor
Bangsar Shopping Centre,
285, Jalan Maarof, KL

Tel: 03-2287 9316

My friends from Abu Dhabi may view the pics HERE.

Queen’s Hotel, Peel Road – Sup kambing and Satay

Sup kambing

He lifted the cover of the huge metal pot to scoop up the soup with a wooden spoon that had seen better times.  His appearance matched his possessions.  His hands were gnarled, veins apparent, and a huge silver ring enveloped his ring finger.  The chopping board was a thick slab of serrated wood, the centre indented from the massive amount of destruction caused by the chopping knife.   But for the moment, nothing mattered except for the aroma of spices and bones emanating from the pot.  Mohd Jhabar’s sup kambing is a hearty broth that is enough to revive the engine, and the aroma is enough to revive the spirits.  The mutton pieces, five in each bowl, are tender enough to tear off from the bones without much effort.  Open daily except Mondays, his stall stays open from 3.30 in the afternoon until everything’s finished.

Queen’s Hotel, located at the corner of Jalan Peel and Jalan Shelly, houses several stalls with a variety of food.  From delicious chicken wings to curry noodles, this place is extremely popular, and getting an empty table can be a challenge.  Satay is another favourite, and it’s easy to see why.  I love the slightly charred pieces of skewered meat.  Only 50 sen per stick.    

satay

Satay

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sup kambing

Sup kambing.

The wonderful people of Abu Dhabi may view the pictures HERE.

The Apartment Downtown, KLCC

Menu

Let me ask you a question.  What would you do if you heard that the food at a particular restaurant wasn’t so good (either due to quality, or value for money)?

  1. Avoid it like you would avoid your mother-in-law; or

  2. For those without a mother-in-law, avoid it like you would avoid your ex-boyfriend (the one who used to pick his nose in public while snorting it out at the same time); or

  3. Say heck care, I’ll risk being roasted like a squealing pig in hell.  Bring it on baby!

Well, I had a precise moment a couple of days ago when Bald Eagle proposed that we go to The Apartment Downtown (the latest Gen Z on the KLCC block) for lunch.  With only his word to take (plus the spunky Paprika’s, but that woman went for the soft launch when everything was la-di-da-oh-so-beautiful-dahlink-but-stay-away-from-them-pavlovas), I hesitated.  In view of all the negative reviews I had heard about The Apartment at The Curve, I must admit I was a little apprehensive to spend my hard earned ringgit on a potentially unpleasant lunch.

But just as how George W. Bush said “I think the American people – I hope the American – I don’t think, let me – I hope the American people trust me”, similarly, Bald Eagle was inspired by the same genius when he convinced me to “trust him”.  That, plus I vaguely remember some vow I made to him several years back.

The Apartment Downtown does not resemble the one at The Curve.  This one occupies a large expanse of space – like Giant compared to TMC.  I loved the furnishings – muted, a little renaissance but yet modern in feeling, interspersed with comfortable sofas and warm lighting.  It’s the kind of place I wouldn’t mind chilling out at with a bunch of good friends.

The menu is actually on a clipboard with several pages of food -enough to confuse the heck outta you.  He chose the green chicken curry (RM17.90) consisting of cubed chicken breast pieces cooked in a thick curry broth with toasted chopped cashew nuts.  I liked the consistency of this curry.  It had a rough, grainy texture and was thick enough to hold onto the slices of ciabatta bread provided on the side.  The colour was a little too green though, but like they say, don’t judge a book by its cover.

My stuffed squid (RM18.90) was interesting.  Thankfully, they got the cooking down to a pat as the squid had a nice bite to it.  Cut open, it revealed a crumbly filling made of parmesan cheese, shallots, mint and parsley.  But mostly parmesan.  The fragrance was released the moment I cut into it.  I would have preferred that the ingredients held together better, as I had crumbs all over the table (it’s amazing how them crumbs can fly so far), but as far as flavour was concerned, I liked the chunky tomato sauce that was drizzled over the squid and how it took away the monotony of taste in that dish.

I chose a side dish of mashed potatoes (RM5.90) which was pretty errrr…..potato-ey.  Which is a good thing.  I would have preferred a teensy bit more butter in it, though.  But to each his own.

The peanut butter and kaya crepe (RM9.90) was splendid.  The crepe was basically slathered with peanut butter before being rolled up with dollops of thick gooey kaya thrown on top.  Lovely.   Sadly, there were only four pieces, a very small portion for two great fans of peanut butter and kaya.

The verdict?  Sometimes, you just gotta trust your man.

The Apartment Downtown
Lot G48 & 139, Ground & First Floor,
Suria KLCC, 50088 Kuala Lumpur.

For reservations, call: 03-2166 2257

Interior at The Apartment Downtown

Interior at The Apartment Downtown

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green chicken curry

Green chicken curry

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bread

Ciabatta bread served with green chicken curry

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stuffed squid

Stuffed squid

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stuffed squid

Stuffed squid revealed

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mashed potato

Mashed potato

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peanut butter and kaya pancake

Peanut butter and kaya pancake