The Things That Make A Girl Go Weak In Her Knees – Alexis, The Gardens

pavlova

Diamonds usually do it.  But not all the time.

When I want to meet up with my girlfriends, I know exactly where to go. And now, there is a new location for the same delectable, titillating, scrumptious cakes…the same variety that was available in Bangsar more than ten years ago.

tiramisu

The trademark tiramisu, which is more of a tiramisu cake rather than a tiramisu but oh-so-delicious with its fluffy texture and nutty toppings.

steamed chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream

The steamed chocolate cake is another old favourite with its dense texture, and paired with the vanilla ice cream, is a classic combination.

pavlova

They call it a meringue, but it tastes like pavlova to me. The marshmallowy texture, fresh cream and mixed fruits makes this a winner in my books. Plus it doesn’t feel as heavy as the other cakes (I try not to think of the amount of sugar that has gone into this confection) so my mind is a little at ease.  False illusions undoubtedly.

bread and butter pudding

And then there is the humble bread and butter pudding, bathed in luxurious custard sauce. An addiction from 10 years ago at Alexis Bangsar, when I was a mere wisp of a girl. You there, stop choking.

 Service was excellent.

Diamonds?  Don’t need them, baby.

(I hope Bald Eagle is not reading this.)

Alexis, The Gardens
Lot F209, First Floor,
The Gardens, Mid Valley City,
Kuala Lumpur.

Tel: 03-2287 2281

We tried some of the mains as well. She had the sarawak laksa while I had the fried kerabu rice. Both were unsatisfactory. The sarawak laksa was substandard and lacking in flavour (whatever happened to the sarawak laksa, a popular order, at the Bangsar establishment?) while the fried rice which I ordered was soggy, a big no-no, and a further disappointment considering we were forking out RM19 for each of the mains.

sarawak laksa

Sarawak Laksa

fried  kerabu rice

Fried kerabu rice

Online friends

friend

1.

“Hi.  Would you like to go out with us?”

Exactly a year ago, a couple of months after A Whiff of Lemongrass came into existence, I ventured out of my comfort zone and agreed to do the unthinkable – meeting strangers whose acquaintance I had made online.  It meant several things to me, but most importantly, revealing my real identity and feeling vulnerable under the scrutiny of several pairs of eyes belonging to seasoned bloggers was the biggest consideration.  Seasoned as in marinated in hot chili padi with lots of belacan and petai pods to boot!  There was Rasa Malaysia (photographer extraordinaire), WMW (human tripod extraordinaire), Boolicious (preeminent food blogger extraordinaire) and the man I feared most (then), Fatboybakes (brilliant wit and sarcasm personified).

“And what’s the name of your blog?  Sorry….could you repeat that?”

The words A Whiff of Lemongrass and Lyrical Lemongrass came out rather awkwardly from my lips.  I stifled my laughter as I felt silly saying it out aloud (for the record, I still feel silly saying it.  On hindsight, I should have chosen a more normal pseudonym….like Tom….).  But I shouldn’t have worried.  I realised then, as I realise now, that food bloggers are some of the most delightful people in the world.

2.

Precious Pea had just moved to her new place.  “Come over!” she said.   In less than a year, we had all become firm friends.  “I only have simple food to offer.”  Uh-uh…….

chicken wings

God bless the chickens that gave up their wings….

popiah

…fried popiah…. (this picture is for those (no names mentioned) who took the scenic route to her place via Ipoh and didn’t get to taste this as we had finished it up by the time they arrived)

…minimal oil with loads of seafood, just the way I like it…..

…we all need our vegetables…..

…carbs we love….

muffins

…freshly baked chocolate muffins…

pineapple tarts

…from now on, Precious Pea is going to supply me with her homemade pineapple tarts!….

Jackson‘s mum made this delicious tapioca cake (kuih bingka ubi)….

yoghurt cake

…if felt like Christmas again when I laid eyes on the yoghurt cake which the ravenous rabbit, Paprika, had made!

Camera tricks?  I think not.  Those who were present will vouch for the food that tasted as good as it looked.  So to call this food porn may not be entirely correct.  Pornography may look enticing on tape, but nothing beats the real thing, spare tyre and all, because it has one ingredient that pornography does not have.  Condoms.

Nah.

It’s love, baby. L-U-B, love.  Like the food which PP so lubbingly prepared for us.

Like fermented beancurd (i.e. the older the better, not the stinkier the better), these friends are for keeps.

(Also starring, Jason and Teckiee.)

The true test of friendship is being able to type out your friends’ blog addresses when you wanna link them without having to refer to your bookmarks.

The girl from Abu Dhabi may view pics HERE.

The George and Dragon, Bangsar Shopping Centre

The George and Dragon

The dashing hero
(Coz heros are usually
blithe and dashing)
Heard the princess shapely
(Coz princesses are normally
shapely and blushing)
Her screams were piercing
(And how can they not
be piercing and shrill?)
The dragon looked menacing
(Far from the dragon
in Shrek if you will)
St George our mighty hero
Saves the lady, his princess
And pubs the world over
Cheer the hero’s boldness
And that’s how The George
And Dragon appeared
To celebrate drunkenness
Inebriation revered.

And what of our hero and his princess you ask?

big breakfast

A man’s appetite is wanton
So she hummed and she hawed
How could she reward his bravery
Akin to an applaud?

Could she heave her taut breasts
And make him delirious?
Or whisper sweet nothings
And render him breathless?

breakfast

A big breakfast’s the answer
With sausages galore
Pork bacon to tempt him
And mushrooms, signor?

toad in the hole

He was pleased with her offer
And reciprocated her efforts
“Do you like my hard muscles
Shall I take you?” he flirts

“Kind sir, if you please
That is just so complex
A toad-in-the-hole‘ll make me happy
I’m British, no sex.”

Coz the British, you see
Are a strange lot by far
With nonsensical names
For food half bizzare

By now you’re prob’ly curious
Did the fare make them happy?
Were they satisfied at all?
Did it make them all smoochy?

“The breakfast was tasty
But the toad was too plain
The sausages were scant
But I shall not complain.”

For The George and Dragon
Is a quintessential pub
With great beers and ales
And typical Brit grub!

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The George and Dragon
Lot G130, Ground Floor
Bangsar Shopping Centre,
285, Jalan Maarof, KL

Tel: 03-2287 9316

My friends from Abu Dhabi may view the pics HERE.