The Balvenie Single Malt Scotch Whisky

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We were invited to a tasting session of The Balvenie Single Malt Scotch Whisky at Carcosa Seri Negara yesterday, a highly appropriate venue for the well-heeled of KL to drive in with their fancy cars where they can carelessly chuck their Porsches by the side of the road for all and sundry to see.  I’m not one to be in awe of wealth (we try to be thankful for whatever little we are blessed with *saintly look*), but in this case, I understand exactly how KY felt, being sandwiched between a Ferrari and a Porsche.  Then again, I’m being too presumptuous here;  KY probably enjoyed the ménage à trois.

Balvenie
*picture courtesy of Balvenie

Whisky.  Did you know that The Balvenie is the only distillery that still grows its own barley, malts its own traditional floor maltings, and employs coopers to tend all the casks and a coppersmith to maintain the stills?  At least some crafts aren’t dead, hallelujah.

dinner

To satiate our hunger before the tasting, we were treated to an amazing spread of smoked salmon, satay, shepherd’s pie, lamb shank, roast duck breast, pastas, potatoes, rice, noodles…endless!  Eating outside under candlelight was pleasant but far from romantic.   “The shepherd’s pie is quite good,” someone quipped.  “That’s not the shepherd’s pie lah….that’s the lamb shank,” said someone else.  “Hey, which one is the duck breast?” went another person.   In Shakespeare-esque, this would be a comedy of errors.  Not necessarily the funny sort.   Of outstanding mention is the duck breast wrapped in some sort of cabbage (I couldn’t tell in the dark), and the smoked salmon (especially when one is used to the supermarket variety all one’s life).

David Mair

Once seated inside, we were treated to a presentation by The Balvenie Brand Ambassador, David Mair, an affable man in a kilt, no less.   Incidentally, I think men in kilts are yummy, Mr Mair.  BUT, to show that I was concentrating, Mr Mair, these are some of the things that I learnt:

  1. The Scots hold very strongly to their spelling of whisky (without the “e”) for their Speyside single malts, and God forbid that you should cross their paths with an “e”.  The distinction between the two may seem pedantic, but there are clear differences between the two, starting with their origination.
  2. The Balvenie was created by David Stewart, the Malt Master.
  3. If you keep a bottle of 12-year whisky for a further 18 years, it will NOT taste like a 30-year old whisky.
  4. Uhmm….

I blame Fatboybakes for distracting me.  I strongly doubt that he was teacher’s pet in school (many MANY years ago).

whisky

Four glasses were placed before us:

  1. The Balvenie Double Wood Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Aged 12 Years.  This whisky is basically matured in a traditional oak cask before being transferred to a European oak sherry cask.  Incidentally, the transferring from one cask to another brings about multi-dimensional flavours to the whisky.  In the usual tasting jargon, this would fall under fruity, with a long and warm finish.  Very drinkable.
  2. The Balvenie Single Barrel Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Aged 15 Years.  My favourite by far (although everyone else at my table disagreed with me saying that my Indian genes were talking), this whisky is drawn from a single traditional oak cask of a single distillation.  The aroma of vanilla is very strong in this one (and I had a blocked nose, mind you), and although we were told that there was a taste of liquorice, I only detected this on my third gulpful.  Blame my untrained tongue.  I don’t pretend to be a connoisseur.
  3. The Balvenie PortWood Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Aged 21 Years.  The Malt Master is crucial here in ensuring that the right amount of character is imparted by the port casks.  At this point, my cold is cured, thanks to the warm and lingering finish of this whisky.
  4. The Balvenie Thirty Single Malt Scotch Whisky.  What were you doing 30 years ago?  This whisky comprises Balvenie aged in traditional oak casks and that aged in European oak sherry casks.  This is one smooooooth whisky, but at about RM3,000 a bottle, I don’t think I shall be purchasing this in the near future.
  5. Back to The Balvenie Double Wood Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Aged 12 Years, for a second round of intoxication on the house.  Aaah.  Sheer pleasure.  I could live with this (below RM300 a bottle).  We must have a party soon.

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Our pleasure is evident.  Clockwise, from top left:  KY, Tangechi aka Fatboybakes, Cumi and yours truly.  Thank you, Marian Eu, for your kind invitation – it was such a pleasure to have finally met you, and thank you Single and Available (NOT a matchmaking agency) for having us.

The Balvenie Single Malt Scotch Whisky can be purchased at:

Single and Available
G21, Ground Floor
Bangsar Village Shopping Centre
1, Jalan Telawi 1
Bangsar Baru, KL.

Tel: 03-22834257

Ri-Yakitori, The Gardens

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The origins of yakitori, embellished slightly.  Thanks, FBB, for your cameo appearance.

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My companion for the night, Boolicious, is pretty quick at posting, so for the full monty, go check out her blog on Ri- Yakitori.  I’m just here to tell you the stuff that she didn’t tell you.  Yes, Yang Ariff, that night, we were talking about….men.  If you think that food bloggers get together to talk about food, then what do accountants do when they get together?  Oh.  Okay, sometimes, there’s an exception to the rule. (Have you attended an accountants conference in PWTC?  I have, and it’s a bloodbath with calculators.)

sake

The above receptacle kept our sake cold. It can probably keep any type of liquid cold since the inner jar holds icecubes, but at a pricetag of over RM1,000 for one device, I’d keep the iced sirap bandung away and bring this thing out only for special occasions.

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I think we shocked the waitstaff with the amount of food we ordered.  12 skewers (chef’s selection) which worked out to be less than RM5 per stick, and that included various parts of chicken yakitori (upper thigh, lower thigh, wings, butt, skin), prawns, wagyu beef, shitake mushrooms and eggplant.  It’s a good deal, especially when the cheapest kushiyaki on the menu is RM5.   The kampung chicken egg with leek and chilli oil was good, and the taste of the leek adhered well to the creamy, sweet flavour of the egg.  I liked the mizuna salad with japanese white radish, flavoured intensely with bonito flakes and shredded nori.  We ended our main meal with a bowl of chicken porridge with tororo kelp that melted into the porridge to create a smooth and slightly slimy consistency, and agreed wholeheartedly that it was the best way to end the night.  Desserts were limited, and we almost skipped it, but I’m glad we didn’t.  The homemade ice cream (green tea and white sesame) with mochi (made a la minute) was delicious.

ri-yakitori

Yes, I was going to tell you about the men we talked about.   Unfortunately, I think the sake’s wiped out my memory. Perhaps that’s the way things are supposed to be when girlfriends get together.  Secrets remain secrets.  And Bald Eagle, you’d better not tickle me tonight coz I’m not spilling out everything.

Ri-Yakitori
7th Floor, The Gardens Hotel (Robinson’s side: take hotel lifts)
Mid Valley City, Lingkaran Syed Putra, KL.

Tel: 03-22681188

Open: 5pm to 1am (last order at 11.30pm). Closed Sundays.

Also check out: Masak-Masak, Life of a Lil Notti Monkey and Eat Drink KL.

Acknowledgement: Thanks to my BFF, QwazyMonkey, for teaching me his trade.

Sri Paandi, Section 11 PJ

Banana leaf rice – Indian fast food.  Environmentally friendly.

At Sri Paandi, service is efficient and quick.  You WILL be ambushed by men in purple before you can text “Ciki, save me!!”.

Once seated, allow the warmth of the service to envelope you.  Say “Nandri” (thank you) with a wiggle of the head each time something is presented before you.  “Chicken varuvel?”  “Nandri.” *wiggle*  “Thairu?”  “Nandri.”  *wiggle*  “Fish curry?”  “Nandri.” *wiggle*  “Fried bittergourd?”  “Nandri.” *wiggle*

You get the idea.  Of course, if you can’t see your partner’s face thanks to the mound of rice on your banana leaf, yell “Pothummmm!!“.  (enough)

*wiggle* 

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Paandi

To indicate contentment, burp.

Sri Paandi
Jalan Dato Mahmud 11/4
Off Jalan Universiti, PJ

Acknowledgement: Concept and words inspired by my bff, ALilFatMonkey.  Rest assured that I will not be embarking on a career as a cartoonist in the near, or distant, future.

Oh, and real men wear purple.