Rama V, Jalan U Thant

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This great purple butterfly,
In the prison of my hands,
Has a learning in his eye
Not a poor fool understands.

~William Butler Yeats, “Another Song of a Fool”

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Yesterday, I spent a couple of hours writing what I thought was a pretty good piece on Rama V, but….I fell asleep while reading it.

Writing something, be it a blog post or a cookbook, isn’t as simple as rattling off a few thoughts. It’s about engaging the audience and putting your thoughts across clearly. And most importantly, it’s about knowing when to stop.

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Rama V

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If you bring that sentence in for a fitting, I can have it shortened by Wednesday.

~M*A*S*H, Hawkeye, “The Gun”

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The restaurant still retain its old charm, parquet floors, popular in the 70s, and bathtub in the restroom. The tables are dotted with jasmine buds which permeate the air with a mild scent. Lights are dim and warm, and the stage is set for an evening of indulgence.

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Mieng kam

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Mieng kam, served as an appetiser, has all the elements of an appetite stimulant. Birds eye chillies, peanuts, toasted coconut, onions, ginger, dried shrimps, sweet peanut sauce and chopped limes are wrapped in daun kadok. The time-tested combination is one that works – obviously.

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flower shaped dumplings
Chor Ladda – blue dumplings stuffed with chicken and shrimp – recommended

Kao Tan Na Tang
Kao Tan Na Tang – crispy rice with minced chicken – light, crisp and crumbly…an excellent appetiser

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Yam Som O, Yam Hua Plee – pomelo salad and banana blossom salad

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The predominant ingredients seem to be chicken and dried shrimp, and the characteristic tangy taste of lime in many Thai cuisines is present in some of these dishes.  The Chor Ladda, blue dumpling, is new to me, and while I’m not overly excited about the thick and chewy skin, I do love the minced chicken and peanut filling due to its savoury-sweet taste.  Heck, I’d order it again just to behold its beauty.  The restaurant takes pride in its presentation, and as a guest, I am enthralled.  It is a night of firsts, as I enjoy the banana blossom salad which contains coconut milk to give it a richer texture.

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Tom yam talay, Hor Mok Talay

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Some like it mild, some like it spicy.   But if you ask for a spicy version of the tom yam, you’ll be greeted by searing hot pain and numbness.  I LOVE the mild version as the flavours are more discernible.  The otak-otak, presented in a wooden mould that houses individual portions, is something that we ended up having mixed opinions over.  I thought it was slightly overcooked, but some felt it was soft and moist and thus perfect.

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Pandan chicken -flavourful, one of Bald Eagle’s favourites

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Deep fried garoupa fish in three types of chilli

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Green curry. I found this a little too mild

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River prawn with thai chilli paste – very fresh. Excellent and highly recommended

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Fried Wonton – crisp beancurd skin enveloping minced chicken meat – I LOVE THIS

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Kailan with salted fish – the salted fish is of superior quality and enhances the overall flavour of this dish

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Black pepper beef – the green peppercorn creates a mild burst of peppery flavour in the mouth – yummy!

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The distinguishing factor about the food at Rama V is the quality of the ingredients and the subtlety of flavours. Ingredients are used sparingly but sufficiently to ensure that they are not overpowering.  Rama V removes the common misconception that Thai food is fiery hot and spicy.

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An array of desserts

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Pumpkin custard – my favourite

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Luk chup, Royal Thai dessert

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Luk chup – sweet desserts – looks like chilli, feels like chilli, but it ain’t chilli

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Make room for desserts.  You won’t regret it.  I love the pumpkin custard, a unique preparation of custard within a slice of pumpkin topped with shredded egg yolk.  The durian and mango pulut are also outstanding.  Unfortunately, the luk chup (glazed mung bean dessert) is only available on special request, and I hear that it took them two days to prepare this dish.  Again, I am impressed by the details and the finishing.  The sweet mung bean filling is very smooth and refined.

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Singha beer is available

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Party at Rama V

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I visited Rama V three times in a span of two weeks, and on all occasions, I found the quality consistent.  Service was also attentive on all occasions.  Prices? You will be surprised to know that they are very reasonable.  Appetisers are on average, about RM20 per dish, while mains range from RM20+ to an average of RM60 on the higher end.  Desserts are from RM11 to RM22. 

However, ultimately, any dining experience is pushed to superlative heights by the celebration of friendship.

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Rama V
No. 5 Jalan U Thant
55000 Kuala Lumpur

Tel: 03-21432663
Opening Hours: 11am-3pm, 6.30pm-11pm

Note:
1. Thank you to the hosts, Andre Shum and Danny Jee, for first introducing the restaurant to us.
2. Bon Voyage, Jules…it’s been great.
3. Check out Cumidanciki, Fatboybakes and Jules’ reviews of Rama V.

Lan Je, Kota Damansara

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(Sung to the tune of Beyonce’s If I Were A Boy)

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If I were a fish
Even just for a day
I’d swim far away in the morning
Coz that damn fishing net is my deathblow

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Drink beer with the arrowanas
And chase after sexy chiclids
I’d kick it with who I wanted
and I’d never get confronted for it
Coz they think that fish don’t have any legs

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If I were a fish
I think I could understand
How it feels to love the mud
I swear I hate that stupid saucepan

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Fish are so much cuter
Than those cupcake desserts
Till we’re lifeless and all gutted
Yes, that fish that they all feasted
Those barbarians that got me destroyed

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But I’m not a fish
I guess I don’t understand (yeah, I don’t understand)
Coz I love to eat fish flesh
And suck on the bones just like tarzan

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I’m glad there’s no smell
You’re my little bombshell
You’re tasty but not fishy
I think I’ll call you Charlie
But we don’t eat pets, do we now, sweetie?

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But you’re just a fish….

 

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They serve steamed tilapia by the dozens here, and whilst some have said that this place isn’t as great as its parent restaurant in Rawang (which I have yet to try), it is still worth a visit.   The fish is fresh with no muddy taste.  We ordered two styles of preparation, one spicy, and one regular, but it soon became clear that the only difference is the addition of cut chillies.   They are generous with the ginger, which I had to push aside to fully savour the fish.  The accompanying dish of chicken balls in a sweet and sour sauce (recommended by the waitress) was disastrous – all flour-y and hard, but the fu yue yau mak (lettuce in fermented bean curd) was some sort of redemption.

If I were you, I’d just order the fish.

Lan Je
F50G & 51G, Jalan Teknologi 3/9
Bistari “DE” Kota
Kota Damansara, PJU 5
47810 PJ

Business hours: 11.30am to 3.00pm, 6.00pm to 9.00pm (closed Tuesdays)

Click HERE for MAP.

Strolling in Kampung Baru with the Surreal Gourmet, Bob Blumer

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Bob Blumer at Nasi Lemak CT Garden, Kampung Baru, KL

In the desolate depths of a perilous place
the Blumerman lurks, with a snarl on his face.

 

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Kampung Baru market

Never dare, never dare to approach his dark lair
for he’s waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.

 

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Bob Blumer taking a stroll in Kg Baru

He skulks in the shadows, relentless and wild
in his search for a tender, delectable child.

 

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Famous chefs eat with their fingers too
Bob Blumer trying putu bambu in Kampung Baru

With his steely sharp claws and his slavering jaws
oh he’s waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.

 

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A night out with Bob Blumer at Nasi Lemak CT Garden
Enjoying nasi lemak in Kampung Baru with Bob Blumer

Many have entered his dreary domain
but not even one has been heard from again.

 

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Kampung Baru Market

They no doubt made a feast for the butchering beast
and he’s waiting . . . just waiting . . . to get you.

 

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Kampung Baru market

In that sulphurous, sunless and sinister place
he’ll crumple your bones in his Blumer embrace.

 

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Bob Blumer
Mr Bob Blumer

Never never go near if you hold your life dear,
for oh! . . . what he’ll do . . . when he gets you!

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Adapted from a poem entitled The Bogeyman by Jack Prelutsky

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When I first watched The Surreal Gourmet on TV a couple of years back, little did I know that one day, I’d be having dinner and taking a stroll down Jalan Raja Alang in Kampung Baru with that gravity-defying-hairstyled chef himself.  Actually, I think I was mostly attracted to his hair and his wide grin.  He may have lost that hairstyle, but his grin is certainly still there.  I can’t imagine what it must be like for him, travelling from place to place, meeting new people all the time, and having to wear a perpetual smile.  Reminds me of my wedding day when I had to smile and thank over 800 people at one of two wedding receptions: whoever said it takes less muscles to smile than to frown must have been a leprechaun high on moonshine.

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When asked whether he could handle spicy food, the Blumerman said, bring it on, baby.   So nasi lemak at Nasi Lemak CT Garden in Kampung Baru was a breeze in the park for him.

Putu Bambu

When asked to try the putu bambu at Jalan Raja Alang in Kampung Baru, he didn’t ask for a spoon.   Instead, he dove straight in with his fingers, letting the warm, freshly made putu take centre stage, while the proprietors gave an approving nod at the mat salleh eating with his fingers, embracing the gooey stickiness of the gula melaka (palm sugar).

Don't buy me flowers dear, Give me bunga kantan instead

We plundered on with him, taking in the sights and sounds of the market. For me, at least, it was an inspiring experience seeing fresh ulam, bundles of bunga kantan (torch ginger buds, used liberally in local dishes like asam laksa) and exotic fruits – I photographed everything with a religious fervour, almost forgetting that Blumer was in our midst.

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This May, it’s Bob Blumer-mania as Discovery Travel & Living’s BEST OF BOB BLUMER brings viewers on a quirky gastronomic tour.   From May 11, this week-long compilation of the best-rated episodes from SURREAL GOURMET 4 and GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT 2 airs every weeknight on ASTRO Channel 707 from 8:00pm to 9:00pm and on Sunday, May 17 from 3:00pm to 8:00pm.

Bob Blumer and salted fish

Thank you, Discovery Travel & Living and Compass Communications Sdn Bhd, for inviting us on the jalan-jalan tour with Bob Blumer.   I’m still elated.

It was good fun doing the rounds with S, Splashie Boy, Boo_licious from Masak-Masak and Adly from FriedChillies.  And hello Connie and Blake!

For a detailed writeup, visit Masak-Masak.

Note:  It is sometimes difficult to find inspiration for a post, and I would like to dedicate this post to one “Ciki” of cumidanciki who started spouting nursery rhymes about the Bogeyman, an idea which led me to the poem above.